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Kieran Healy

Good Lord, how depressing is that Google Gemini ad about getting the AI to write your kid’s fan letter to her hero athlete? Why not get Midjourney to make a picture to enclose as well? What do they think it means for a child to write a fan latter, or for a recipient to read one?

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Kyle Hughes

@kjhealy @joesteel I said, to my TV, “why don’t you get your kid to write their own fucking letter,” and then recoiled because I did not know where that came from.

Peter Krupa

@kyle @kjhealy @joesteel genuinely made me angry as well. psycho shit.

Kieran Healy

I'm reminded of a remark by the noted social theorist of gift exchange Fred Rogers: “And those handmade presents that children often bring home from school: They have so much value! The value is that the child put whatever he or she could into making them. The way we parents respond to the giving of such gifts is very important. To the child, the gift is really self”. The gift is really self, you Google AI weirdos.

Timothy

@kjhealy “Here is a breathing body and a beating heart,
strong legs, bones and teeth,
and two clear eyes to read the world, she whispered,
and here, I said, is the lanyard AI made at camp”

Jeremy Kahn

@kjhealy When our kids were small and the gift was ‘edible’ I was concerned that the quantity of self might be more than was desirable …

Eleanor Rees

@kjhealy why not get the AI to generate some images and biographical details of children, to save you the trouble of having any?

mkj

@eleanorrees How about also having the AI generate some athletes for the kids to look up to, while we're at it?

"When all you have is a hammer, everything is a nail" WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN AS LITERAL ADVICE!!!! 😡 👊

@kjhealy

Andrea Idini

@kjhealy what I'm worried about is that the stars will for sure reply with AI, abiding the behaviour and simulating social relations where nothing is (not even para-social ones).

And as often happens with stars, this will be taken as exemplary.

ferricoxide

@kjhealy@mastodon.social

When you "get" effective advertising only slightly better than you "get" making a useful AU product.

Though, if your advertising goal is to let the world know, "this product is a solution looking for a problem," this is one of the best possible commercials?

Nicolas Ward

@kjhealy One more transaction that can be part of a subscription or advertisement

Luis Villa

@kjhealy right up there with the Apple ad showing a father happily interacting with his young child through TV goggles for worst tech ad of the year

Dr Kim Foale

@kjhealy brb working on my wedding vow and best man speech ai startup

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