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mathew

I can see why people like ChatGPT. I asked it “What would happen if I stuck my dick in the Large Hadron Collider?” and it gave me a very detailed and plausible sounding answer, whereas CERN didn’t even reply to my email.

5 January at 1:09 | Open on universeodon.com
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Steven Pigeon

@mathew That's all the difference between natural intelligence and artificial intelligence.

5 January at 8:08 | Open on mstdn.ca
Schroedinger

@mathew I found that it make my dick huge, and I was fully able to satisfy all the women - several in one night. Just sex all the time.

Ha - joking. It withered and died.

5 January at 9:42 | Open on metalhead.club
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mathew

Here we see an example of the perfect application of stick-on googly eyes.
29 Dec 2023 at 23:31 | Open on universeodon.com
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mathew

“Mastodon is yet another demonstration that worse is better. So come onto Mastodon, and *be* that worse.”

— David Gerard, @davidgerard

26 Dec 2022 at 23:20 | Open on universeodon.com
Coty Rosenblath

@mathew So we’re just going to talk *about* @davidgerard like that?

26 Dec 2022 at 23:39 | Open on mastodon.social
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@mathew @davidgerard
" 'Become the worse you wish to see in the world.' - Gandhi"
- Michael Scott

27 Dec 2022 at 2:49 | Open on mathstodon.xyz
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