Gregory's ServerI can see why people like ChatGPT. I asked it “What would happen if I stuck my dick in the Large Hadron Collider?” and it gave me a very detailed and plausible sounding answer, whereas CERN didn’t even reply to my email.
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 @ftp_alun C’mon, they won't even be able to put it in a Small Hadron Collider, let alone stick it there.  @mathew @james_p_mcclure but “more research” in such a case means literally “go experimental.”  @mathew You'd get sizeable swelling shortly before it all fell off, is I think the short answer version. @mathew If you want CERN to reply to that email of yours, you'd need to attach a grant to run that experiment.  @mathew is this your joke? If so you should be on stage. It’s the best joke of 2024. Yup I know we only 5 days in…    @mathew That's all the difference between natural intelligence and artificial intelligence.  @mathew I found that it make my dick huge, and I was fully able to satisfy all the women - several in one night. Just sex all the time. Ha - joking. It withered and died. |
@mathew "Forward this email to the Small Hardon Collider project"