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Bill

Rare picture of Sunrise casting the "Water is wet" spell. #catsofmastodon

Bill

"Just a touch of sun on the snoot and beans, please." --Fern, probably #catsofmastodon

Bill

The red cherry tomatoes are coming in! #gardening and bonus #catsofmastodon

Bill

Client machines this morning. The one on the left has been on that boot screen for hours. Bonus early #caturday #cloudstrike

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@Sempf cat works fine, use CatOS, guys!

Bill

POV atm. It's like my faithful hunter resting at my feet, after a long morning of hunting. Moles. #catsofmastodon

Bill

Distinguished Member of The Dandelion Inspection Brigade. #caturday

Bill

Her majesty deigns to share a puddle with the peasants. #catsofmastodon

Bill

"What, dad? Am I not allowed back here or something?"

- Fern, probably

#catsofmastodon #caturday (observed)

Bill

My cat calls the police when she runs out of water.

Let me explain.

When Fern runs out of water, she will wander the house looking for any cup that was left out anywhere by the big smelly apes she allows to live with her. Then she promptly knocks it over. The sound of it hitting the ground triggers the glass break sensors, which sets off the alarm, which calls the police.

And they say you can't train a cat.

#catsofmastodon

spiegelmama

@Sempf I had a chatty little cat who used to sit on our answering machine and press the button so that someone would talk to her when my sister and I went out. Much less destructive, lol.

Bill

Our cat, Fern, woke the entire house yelling in the main room. She was just going all out, and she isn't very vocal usually.

I went to investigate, fearing injury. Nope, she has found a hairband and "caught" it, saving us all. Just wanted everyone to know.

No pics, sorry, it was dark. (grumble grumble) Here is a random picture of her yelling about something she caught outside last year, a stick I think. She's our savior. #caturday #catsofmastodon

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