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"What, dad? Am I not allowed back here or something?"
- Fern, probably
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My cat calls the police when she runs out of water. Let me explain. When Fern runs out of water, she will wander the house looking for any cup that was left out anywhere by the big smelly apes she allows to live with her. Then she promptly knocks it over. The sound of it hitting the ground triggers the glass break sensors, which sets off the alarm, which calls the police. And they say you can't train a cat.  @Sempf I had a chatty little cat who used to sit on our answering machine and press the button so that someone would talk to her when my sister and I went out. Much less destructive, lol. Our cat, Fern, woke the entire house yelling in the main room. She was just going all out, and she isn't very vocal usually. I went to investigate, fearing injury. Nope, she has found a hairband and "caught" it, saving us all. Just wanted everyone to know. No pics, sorry, it was dark. (grumble grumble) Here is a random picture of her yelling about something she caught outside last year, a stick I think. She's our savior. #caturday #catsofmastodon Fern is late for #caturday but now she's watching the Superbowl after cleaning the dropped chicken and cheese for us. #catsofmastodon
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