The Embassy of money in Italy.

Galleria Vittorio Emanuele II is great inside.

The tickets to view The Last Supper  by Leonardo da Vinci are sold till the end of December.

What would be wrong with breaking other walls in Santa Maria delle Grazie down to admit more people?

We started to forget that “being tolerant” actually means “not giving a fuck.”

Пешеходы должны использовать алгоритм Дейкстры для оптимизации движения.

Замок Сфорца — жалкое подобие московского Кремля.

Learn you some pasadoble while in the metro.

Dockerization is literally a genocide of applications. It should have been called ghettoing instead.

I could have been a rich man if I had chosen the hotels with free morning coffee only.

Venice.

Вот там слева тренируют весь этот ваш AI.

Padova.

Verona is not about the balcony.

Verona. The most famous balcony in the world.

Prohibited walking a duck on a leash.

Venice is beautiful. No photo can tell this.

Бродский удивительным образом узурпировал огромный пласт ритмики. Напишешь, к примеру,

Венеция немного ебобó,

и после этой запятой и возврата каретки — ты уже плагиатор.

Cathedrals in Pisa and Bologna.

Street signs in Italy are not as cute as in Spain, but still.

Bologna, Pisa, Florence, Siena

It turned out, there are two leaning towers in Bologna. They are way older than Pisa’s one, way taller, and way less marble.