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David Penfold :verified:

Monday - Ian

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Sunday - Ian

The Gregorian Calendar

21 Jul 2023 at 11:31 | Open on infosec.exchange
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David Penfold :verified:

I would walk 500 miles

(actual mileage may vary)

And I would walk 500 more

(subject to status)

Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles*

(*Estimate only)

To fall down at your door

(Terms & Conditions apply)

- The Disclaimers

17 Feb 2023 at 13:18 | Open on infosec.exchange
David Penfold :verified:

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

Specialises in debugging.

6 Jan 2023 at 13:54 | Open on infosec.exchange
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Corvus

@davep laugh of the day. And yes, the debugging line added a lot.

28 July at 16:56 | Open on hachyderm.io
Funky Bob

@davep I love that every time this joke resurfaces, it's grown a little, become just a bit funnier :)

29 July at 0:48 | Open on chaos.social
Walnut
@davep
I have a couple itty bitty spiders that chill in the corner (whole body with legs is around the size of my fingernail). They do a pretty good job of pest control; every now and again I clean up old cobwebs in the corner and their pile of fruit fly and mosquito husks. I like my corner spiders
29 July at 6:57 | Open on mycrowd.ca
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