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The Gregorian Calendar

Like 2 21 Jul 2023 at 11:31 | Open on infosec.exchange

81 comments

rob

@davep that is brilliant 😂

21 Jul 2023 at 11:58 | Open on mastodon.social

NormanDunbar

@robparsons @davep I came here to say that. You beat me to it.

But it is, indeed, brilliant.

21 Jul 2023 at 16:42 | Open on mastodon.scot

David Penfold :verified:

@NormanDunbar @robparsons Don't tell anyone, but I stole it 👀

21 Jul 2023 at 17:13 | Open on infosec.exchange

NormanDunbar

@davep @robparsons You have great taste! 😉

21 Jul 2023 at 18:20 | Open on mastodon.scot

rob

@davep @NormanDunbar Perfectly acceptable to spread happiness even if not original.

21 Jul 2023 at 18:39 | Open on mastodon.social

NormanDunbar

@robparsons @davep Some may even say, recycling. Which is good for the environment. Although, a manager once told me that my jokes belong in landfill. 😁

21 Jul 2023 at 18:51 | Open on mastodon.scot

rob

@NormanDunbar @davep that manager clearly had no sense of humour.

21 Jul 2023 at 18:51 | Open on mastodon.social

NormanDunbar

@robparsons @davep no, actually, he did. I just love bad bad bad jokes.

21 Jul 2023 at 19:47 | Open on mastodon.scot

🥥 Tucker Carlson's Nuts 🥥

@davep @NormanDunbar @robparsons
🥥 Well, don't tell US that, David! 🥥

21 Jul 2023 at 20:45 | Open on newsie.social

Ximaar ❎

@davep @NormanDunbar @robparsons
Well stolen!

21 Jul 2023 at 22:00 | Open on mastodon.nl

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@davep @robparsons

Please tell Ian that I'd like to swap Wednesday and Thursday next week. I have an appointment. 😁

21 Jul 2023 at 12:10 | Open on writing.exchange

David Penfold :verified:

@gregorysherrow @robparsons It's fortnightly, so you're in luck.

21 Jul 2023 at 13:48 | Open on infosec.exchange

Baba & Yoyo

@davep
First loud chuckle of the day. Thanks

21 Jul 2023 at 12:55 | Open on mas.to

Goose is eyeballing you

@davep *groooooaaan* (lol!)

21 Jul 2023 at 13:15 | Open on spore.social

Gregori León Crespo

@davep it’s funny because my name is Gregori

21 Jul 2023 at 13:29 | Open on mastodon.social

Bart Veldhuizen 🚀

@Rubinstein72 @davep you’ll have to change your last name to Ancalender now! ;-)

22 Jul 2023 at 6:23 | Open on mastodon.social

Maj 🇨🇦

@davep #angryTootBoost

21 Jul 2023 at 14:00 | Open on eldritch.cafe

Alessio :linux:

@davep you can't make a Tomelette without breaking some Greggs

21 Jul 2023 at 14:18 | Open on fosstodon.org

Barry Phillips Smith

@davep

Oh, for fucks sake. It took me a minute ... 😂

I think I need to log out and go and do a shop ...

21 Jul 2023 at 14:20 | Open on universeodon.com

Wolf480pl

@davep clearly Greg got the better end of the deal

21 Jul 2023 at 14:27 | Open on mstdn.io

bookzombie

@davep @gregorysherrow That’s terrible! It made me laugh like a drain 😂

21 Jul 2023 at 14:49 | Open on wandering.shop

Rob Wood

@davep I thought this was going to be a Chapell Brothers gag 😬

21 Jul 2023 at 15:31 | Open on mastodon.social

Ash_Crow

@DiBosco @davep I thought it was going to be a polyamory joke. Still not sure it isn't one.

21 Jul 2023 at 17:30 | Open on mastodon.social

Fani Willis, Jr.

@davep what happened to Or?

21 Jul 2023 at 15:38 | Open on mastodon.social

David Penfold :verified:

@UncleGooberleg

"Greg or Ian"... 😁

21 Jul 2023 at 16:04 | Open on infosec.exchange

Daniel Pavey

@davep I literally flinched when I read the punchline... I can't tell if it was from pleasure or pain... 😂 👍 ❤️

21 Jul 2023 at 15:53 | Open on toot.community

David Penfold :verified:

@danielhpavey My work here is done!

21 Jul 2023 at 16:05 | Open on infosec.exchange

PaperLouse

@davep
😂👏

21 Jul 2023 at 15:58 | Open on mastodon.social

pcbeard

@davep shouldn’t Monday be Greg day?

21 Jul 2023 at 16:09 | Open on sfba.social

David Penfold :verified:

@pcbeard It's a two-week rolling calendar, so one week out of two Monday is indeed Greg day.

It would just make the joke easier to guess though...

21 Jul 2023 at 16:11 | Open on infosec.exchange

pcbeard

@davep indeed. Glad to know it’s rolling. Otherwise Ian was getting too much of my time.

21 Jul 2023 at 16:13 | Open on sfba.social

Jim Flanagan

@davep this reminds me of my last #oncall rotation

21 Jul 2023 at 16:19 | Open on hachyderm.io

Danny Boling ☮️

@davep

GROAN! :pain_2:

21 Jul 2023 at 16:21 | Open on mstdn.social

Niavy :bearn: :verified:

@davep at first I didn't get the joke and then... 😲💡 🎇🎆

That's an excellent one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

21 Jul 2023 at 16:39 | Open on masto.bike

David Penfold :verified:

@niavy Ca prend du temps, en effet 😅

21 Jul 2023 at 17:12 | Open on infosec.exchange

Rev. GothAlice

@niavy @davep Ian's getting a bit of the shaft with that schedule, tho. 😂

21 Jul 2023 at 17:13 | Open on marrow.haus

David Penfold :verified:

@alice @niavy It's a rolling fortnightly calendar, you'll be glad to hear!

21 Jul 2023 at 17:15 | Open on infosec.exchange

Most Resplendent Bat

@davep bravo.

21 Jul 2023 at 17:10 | Open on mastodon.social

Loukas Christodoulou

@davep *angry boost*

21 Jul 2023 at 17:27 | Open on mastodon.nu

U+202E IESRE

@davep idk seems kinda unfair… Ian is getting a lot more calendar-time than Greg

21 Jul 2023 at 17:39 | Open on social.ersei.net

David Penfold :verified:

@ersei Check replies...

21 Jul 2023 at 17:40 | Open on infosec.exchange

U+202E IESRE

@davep damn u mastodon architecture

21 Jul 2023 at 17:41 | Open on social.ersei.net

David Penfold :verified:

@ersei Haha!

21 Jul 2023 at 17:42 | Open on infosec.exchange

Solomon Foster

@ersei @davep BUT Greg got his name first in the combo name. That's a fair exchange for one fewer day a week.

21 Jul 2023 at 18:50 | Open on wandering.shop

David Penfold :verified:

@colomon @ersei It's a fortnightly cycle!

21 Jul 2023 at 19:36 | Open on infosec.exchange

David Nash

@davep I thought the Gregorian calendar was the one where every year is Greg, except every 4th year is Ian, unless it's a century year *not* divisible by 400, in which case it's Greg again.