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Max Leibman
You better watch out Toxic masculinity forbids displays of emotion
Max Leibman
There are two kinds of people on Mastodon: those who check their drafts to make sure they are complete before posting,
Max Leibman
Did you know that cacti can be a source of water in an emergency?
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Tim McTuffty
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Max Leibman
If you access corporate email on a personal device that can be unlocked with FaceID, you must change your face at least once every sixty days. You may not reuse any of your most recent 12 faces.
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guyinahat
@maxleibman at the bar š» Honey, I gotta get into my monthly bar fight! š©....I need a new face. It's for work! Excuse me big fellow, are you too fat for that burger? š¤...yes, I refreshed my face on my desktop! I just don't have access to my previous face to get into my laptop!
Retro Goth Bunny
@maxleibman If humanity manages to last long enough for the cyberpunk dystopia to happen, this may unironically be a thing :P 
Empathic Qubit
@maxleibman I took my fingerprint off my phone when I traveled because I got paranoid and never added it back |
Gregory's Server
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@maxleibman We watched the ENTIRE "Lord of the Rings" trilogy yesterday (director's cuts), and I was fascinated by just how much emotion the male characters showed. They cried! They embraced each other! They talked about their fears and feelings! It was refreshing!
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Can't decide if the last line is better to the tune or as spoken word