Gregory's ServerDid you know that cacti can be a source of water in an emergency?
If you encounter someone who won't share their water, repeatedly hit them with a cactus until they give it to you.
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 @maxleibman Followed. These are the tips we need to successfully adapt to #climatechange  @maxleibman Problem is that climate change is causing cacti to collapse. Can't really hit anyone with a pile of moosh. @maxleibman I heard about this one kid named like suka or something, he drank some cactus water (juice?) then was like tripping balls for a few hours…   I *really* did not expect this week’s viral hit to be the cactus joke, but here we are. Thanks, everyone! Glad you liked it. @maxleibman 🤣😂🤣 That’s one fine toot which made me think of your new #WIP @AkkalonAS! 😁 @maxleibman |
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Same goes for an oasis. If you encounter someone who won’t share their water, blast Wonderwall at them until they give it to you.