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What's wrong with mencoder?

@nixCraft You get extra points if you typed that using an Android keyboard with autocorrect still switched on.

@nixCraft i love using ffmpeg to convert a game audio track with 4 mono channels to a stereo channel track dropping the last 2 channels

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@nixCraft all are white, all are able-bodied, there is at best one female person. This picture is part if the problem for sure.

@nixCraft "One more review before I go to bed."

@nixCraft Thanks and love to all the solo developer-maintainers 🫶

@nixCraft 💀💀💀

@nixCraft I am not related to Andrew

@nixCraft somebody tried my (OC) name! :D

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I remember seeing Scott and other random names in my alerts send by Fail2Ban and I always wondered: who were these people that they appear in those brute force lists?

@nixCraft My SSH server only listens to the VPN, so first of all one needed to compromise my VPN.

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Anyone remembering Siri recommending Nokia when asked what the best mobile phone is?

@nixCraft btw NixOS has this feature natively and over ssh and tor https://nixos.wiki/wiki/Remote_LUKS_Unlocking

@nixCraft hhhhh exactly

@nixCraft having messed around with Vim before, I can relate.

@nixCraft That's why I use nano 😬

@nixCraft because the software and models won't improve over time right

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the tree

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mother nature is not afraid of commitment

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Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.

Lao Tzu

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Channeling the Enterprise Security Architect vibe...

Don't you know that somebody might rEplAcE filEs oR aDd a kEy?? Are you committed to security at all??

@nixCraft public keys managed with an initialization Ansible role.

I've tried ssh certs, but it's more annoying to manage for my setup so far

@nixCraft I use pubkey(mainly) or password+totp(for emergency reason)

@nixCraft 🤣🤣🤣

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Save me
Save me
Save me
from this squeeze
I got a big fat mama
trying to break me

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cc @drq @a1ba

@nixCraft if you start the meeting by blasting all the useless people with a phaser at max output then the meeting will end up with everybody in agreement and it will be pretty productive.

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A meeting whose only agenda item is to schedule future meetings? Why sure! :eyeroll:

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Had I decided to be a manager I probably would have a pointless meeting to schedule.

Fortunately, having developed a disdain for pointless meetings, I chose a different career path.

@nixCraft I think I'm officially old because I hate it.

@nixCraft There's a difference between getting sh*ts done and getting sh*ts done correctly

@nixCraft You know it has been a rough week when you have to pull out the recovery USB for a second time

@nixCraft At least it keeps you warm.

@nixCraft The terminal in the text editor wouldn't be so problematic if said text editor didn't run in a web browser.

@nixCraft what does the bottom "N" logo stand for?

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nano as code IDE forevah

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That's neat :-) The TikZ package is quite powerful. I think I have been using \LaTeX for quite a few decades. I used to typeset The Journal of the Royal Society of NSW in it for many years. Was a lot more pleasant than using MS Word :-) I was chuffed when I made a LaTeX package for cave maps. It's my only one though: https://ctan.org/pkg/scalebar?lang=en

@nixCraft fwd @samcarter@fosstodon.org: just in case you didn't see that one yet :)

@nixCraft My first attempt to install Linux, intent was to dual boot, was Red Hat 5.1 and I did exactly that.

I got 5.2 installed properly a bit later.

@nixCraft no need to wipe anything anymore https://mastodon.lilysthings.org/@i_lost_my_bagel/110234717748203769 :mind_blown: