@lmorchard the macromedia flash intro is laughing from the grave

@lmorchard glad I'm not the only one who hates that.

@lmorchard am stealing this phrase, despite the fact that I do enjoy the hurdy-gurdy on occasion ... :)

@lmorchard Your bullet firmware will need to be updated before firing. Please do not load or unload your revolver during this process. Expected completion time 117h 39m 54.22186s

@lmorchard "we're calling about your oven's turkey mode."

@lmorchard Just a short hop to "Your oven will now give you progressively larger electric shocks every time you touch it until you make both dishes. Brought to you by Del Monte!"

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Closing the tab is by far the best way to fix the Internet.

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@lmorchard opened up a site to download something in a new tab, finished what I was doing and opened the new tab to be greeted by a full page survey asking me if I had found what I was looking to download. Dunno, it might be behind your survey, might not. It was also *mandatory* that I fill in my details *if* I wanted to be contacted about my feedback. I was not polite

Like, you know, it is within the realm of human possibility to just not actively build a half-abandoned combination shopping mall / conference center that lets anyone wander in and use it as a venue for complete fuckery

@lmorchard I need HTML. And JavaScript. Non-free. Heavily obfuscated. To pass fucking verification. And not gonna go through, I am already banned by Cloudflare anyway.

@lmorchard This page could have been even better if browsers supported ANSI formatting sequences, but sadly, they don’t…

@lmorchard Wonderful, esp. when switching back and forth with the source tab.