Gregory's ServerMy oven announced the arrival of a software update devoted to green beans and carrots. That’s when I reached for my revolver
Les Orchard
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George Hotelling
@lmorchard bold move, deploying an OTA firmware update to an oven the same week as Thanksgiving. 
The Witch of Crow Briar
@lmorchard @george Cowards. Real 10x developers would have waited until 00:00 on Thursday.
Les Orchard
I made this joke at the expense of getting this song stuck in my head, but it was worth it
Les Orchard
Also a funny thing is that I, a life-long technophile, plan this week to roast a turkey in a plain old Weber kettle grill over charcoal with only the benefit of a simple thermometer - as I have done for the past 3 years so far. Hope I don't screw it up 🤞
The Witch of Crow Briar
@0xSH00T @lmorchard Baked pasta mode is still the easiest way to pop a shell. 
Bill is doing a thing
@lmorchard The first thing I did after setting the clock on my new microwave was to disable its WiFi. Yeah. The damn microwave has Wifi. 
Havard
@lmorchard Your bullet firmware will need to be updated before firing. Please do not load or unload your revolver during this process. Expected completion time 117h 39m 54.22186s 
The Witch of Crow Briar
@lmorchard Just a short hop to "Your oven will now give you progressively larger electric shocks every time you touch it until you make both dishes. Brought to you by Del Monte!" |
@lmorchard I laughed, my wife laughed, the oven laughed, I shot the oven.