Gregory's ServerMy oven announced the arrival of a software update devoted to green beans and carrots. That’s when I reached for my revolver
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@lmorchard bold move, deploying an OTA firmware update to an oven the same week as Thanksgiving.  @lmorchard @george Cowards. Real 10x developers would have waited until 00:00 on Thursday. I made this joke at the expense of getting this song stuck in my head, but it was worth it Also a funny thing is that I, a life-long technophile, plan this week to roast a turkey in a plain old Weber kettle grill over charcoal with only the benefit of a simple thermometer - as I have done for the past 3 years so far. Hope I don't screw it up 🤞 @0xSH00T @lmorchard Baked pasta mode is still the easiest way to pop a shell.  @lmorchard The first thing I did after setting the clock on my new microwave was to disable its WiFi. Yeah. The damn microwave has Wifi.  @lmorchard Your bullet firmware will need to be updated before firing. Please do not load or unload your revolver during this process. Expected completion time 117h 39m 54.22186s  @lmorchard Just a short hop to "Your oven will now give you progressively larger electric shocks every time you touch it until you make both dishes. Brought to you by Del Monte!" |
@lmorchard I laughed, my wife laughed, the oven laughed, I shot the oven.