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donni saphire

Singles in your area are rapidly multiplying. The sky grows dark. They block out the sun

donni saphire

You can do anything you put your mind to if it’s very easy

Pusher of Pixels

@donni I'm am not entirely convinced about this.

I suspect @the_etrain would be a good candidate for in depth research on this hypothesis.

donni saphire

I wonder how many floors floor stores store in-store

donni saphire

Exercise is like “Maybe if I punish my body enough, it’ll be too scared to die”

DELETED

@donni "whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger" doesn't really make sense. except with exercise. that's exactly what exercise is doing

Firefly85

@donni @StefanThinks I have to admit, I have never thought of exercise quite in that way. L O L!

Andy Mouse

@donni

Nooo..!!!

Exercise is like a pony on a great field of lush green, prancing, tossing its head in the wind, and glimmering in the sunshine.

donni saphire

Sick of my cat ignoring current events

donni saphire

If you strike me down, I will become more struck down than you can possibly imagine

donni saphire

Let me answer your question with another question: What was your question?

a spooky jazz dad..

@donni the perfect response to those "I have more of a comment than a question" guys.

donni saphire

Have you been injured by clouds? You may be entitled to condensation

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Manawyrm | Sarah

@donni no, but I've been obscured by clouds... ☁️

AAA365

@donni Have you been injured by clowns? you may be entitled to commiseration. 😂

donni saphire

You can't run from the truth. Or bears. And don’t even think about running from truth bears

donni saphire

Animals are basically always camping

Jorge Stolfi

@donni

Not fleas and ticks. They habitually crash onto someone else's sofa, or even share the bed.

JustAFrog

@donni If that's so, how come they're so bad at setting up a basic tent?

donni saphire

Meditation is a great way to clear your mind and focus on terrifying new thoughts

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