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23 comments
Dr.Nick

@donni What if I want syrup with benefits?

StillHMStiller

@donni You can always agree to an open relationship with syrup!

Mike D

@michaelgemar @donni
Hazelnut syrup. I would totally kill it.

T J Bombadil

@donni I'm holding out for the Just Casual Hook-Up Syrup

Il Fazzo

@donni I prefer friends with benefits syrup

Sid🇵🇸

@donni why plant the palm when you can get the dates for free

Marcie Milletary

@donni I don’t know about dating syrup, but if I was plain honey, I’d be jealous of that honey with honeycomb. 😂

dro

@donni I got married to maple syrup when I lived in Vermont. That’s for life.

OpenComputeDesign

@donni Mary Syrup sounds like it should be the name of a character in a children's book

pud_dog

@donni Wouldn't be the first time I woke up sticky and smelling funky.

Maggieci

@donni Why buy the date tree when you can get the sugar for free?

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