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Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

Unsurprising that Joshua4Congress completely mismanaged the incredible amount of money he got. This is why the left needs an actual party apparatus if it’s going to be a serious force in electoral politics — otherwise any shyster, or even well meaning but entirely incompetent average Joe, can just rake in funds that should be going to actually worthwhile causes.

Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

nodding in agreement with this while casually trying to put my thumb over the upper right quadrant, pretending to cough when people ask what i'm doing

Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

let's crowdfund a wind turbine to power the fediverse's servers

Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

Another day working at the sad Christmas song museum. People keep asking me if I can help them buy these shoes, for their mama, please. Buddy, they won’t even let ME buy them.

Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

alright, coming clean: i don't even know who karl marx is. the communist manifesto? sounds kind of gay. that's why i haven't read it. i'm really into Call of Duty: World at War. that's why i know so much about the USSR.

Eugen Rochko

@LuigiEsq Alright, checking the time of the "going to have sex" post now

Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

Watching Rise of Skywalker and it’s so damn bad.

Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

Love too be a Knight of Ren, where my whole job is to stand around menacingly for a while before getting murked in like 30 seconds.

Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

So that Joshua 4 Congress guy is gonna get hosed in the actual election right? Like he's not a real candidate?

Eugen Rochko

@LuigiEsq Is there still any hope you guys get the gamer president?

Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

These titles sound like they were made with one of those “fantasy title generator” websites. Check out my new books, Murmuring of Echoes and Yesterday of Tomorrows.

Eugen Rochko

@LuigiEsq "All beginnings have an ending" is something you would find written on a red district massage parlour

Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

When I first asked my wife out she said she wanted to think on it for a bit before making any commitments and I was like “yeah sure,” and then when I met up with her the next day she told me she’d already told like seven people we were dating now.

Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

had a stupid post but decided not to post it for being too stupid

Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

Urban fantasy usually sucks I'm sorry. Oh dang there's a secret society of fantasy creatures living unseen in the modern world? Woahhhh!! Here's my hot take: the only good urban fantasy is like Shadowrun style where it's in your face and there's no great masquerade ass shit going on.

Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

Listen if your OC is an urban fantasy set in London and you have a society of fairies living in a magical mirror world just beneath it and you're hoping it will someday get published and turned into a lukewarmly received mid-budget movie that everyone forgets about immediately, just like every other YA fantasy book, then more power to you. You live your truth.

Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

No prequel is going to be good unless it's set like waaaay long before the original series. Otherwise you're just going to be sitting there thinking, "Ah, you don't show up after this. Guess I know what happens to you." For every character.

Eugen Rochko

@LuigiEsq Aren't they aiming for the Old Republic, like Yoda's youth time?

Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

[various pictures of healyn walking around]

it turns out we were virus, and nature is healyn without us.

Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

if I were doing modern day afterlife punishments like the Greek pantheon used to do, I would transport incel weebs into harem anime but make them comedic relief side character and some chad the MC.

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