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Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

Fellas, is it gay to release a Guidance for Industry and Food and Drug Administration Staff on Postmarket Management of Cybersecurity in Medical Devices? You're literally issuing a guidance to inform industry and FDA staff of the Agency’s recommendations for managing postmarket cybersecurity vulnerabilities for marketed and distributed medical devices. 😳

Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

Sometimes when I'm thinking about Tame Impala my brain substitutes them for Cage the Elephant. I don't really know why. I know they're not the same in any way. But people say Tame Impala and I think, "Ah yes, I liked Melophobia a lot."

Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

The term loanword implies that we have to give the word back at some point. Repossessionword.

Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

Yeah no shit Neil. That's what being "alone" means.

Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

mads is gatekeeping fatness again and i'm about to tear this glass ceiling wide open

Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

@Gargron everyone’s acting like this is an epic own when it’s in fact a simple and objectively correct statement of fact. Look at my posts. They’re horrible.

Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

@Gargron this could change the Fediverse as we know it. For the better? Now, let's not talk about hypotheticals,

Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

@Gargron @Blakely weird. There have been times when I’ve search for like, x, but didn’t find the post until I searched for x + y, but maybe I just didn’t see it. Okay crisis averted.

Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

@Gargron @Blakely I don’t know! I was wondering if there was something that could be done. I don’t know how this tech magic works. So currently if you search for a keyword, does every post you’ve made with that word in it show up?

Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

@Gargron @Blakely A lot of times I search for a toot and it doesn’t show up until I get the specific correct combination of keywords!

Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

I urge my colleagues caution when saying things like "cringe culture is the real cringe." While this is true, putting it into action runs the risk of creating a recursive "cringe loop," which will infinitely turn (or, cringe) in on itself, eventually creating a cringe horizon from which no actions may escape.

Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

@Gargron@mastodon.social I hereby demand, by the Grace of Yahweh, Allah, and the Buddha (the Council of Three), on the authority of His Majesty King George III, and with the power granted to me by the Congress of the United States and the Politburo, that you un-mute my friends bofa.lol

Gnomeo from Gnomestuck

@Gargron if you don’t unmute bofa.lol by MIDNIGHT EST TONIGHT, I will officially challenge you to a duel.

Winner becomes admin of .social ... and the loser goes to the SHADOW REALM!!

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