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Elias Mårtenson

It's not like I think that me posting this here will change anything, but at least it makes me feel slightly better:

To any tech companies out there: The opposite of "yes" is not "later"

11 October at 8:31 | Open on functional.cafe
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Alyx :neocat_flag_ace:

@loke We will consider your opinion later :neocat_googly_blep: /j

16 October at 6:34 | Open on alyx.social
solo

@loke yeah

I keep getting this fucking one in android

I want it to just eat shit
16 October at 6:46 | Open on tech.lgbt
Matt Wilcox

@loke ... It is impossible to know why so many leaders of tech companies have issues understanding the concept of "consent".

Impossible.

16 October at 7:09 | Open on mstdn.social
Elias Mårtenson

This is the most 2024 quote so far. "Sometimes Logitech's web service is down do I can't copy&paste for a few hours".

3 September at 6:10 | Open on functional.cafe
Elias Mårtenson
Elias Mårtenson
snowyfox

Tumblr thread, below picture of cat on a hammock belly-up with a bunch of coins pressed onto its stomach.
m-muscle-chan: "Y'know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call fromt he financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp."
winjennster: "Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work."
kiturai: "I reblogged this a while ago just for fun and /my dad gave me 50 euro out of nowhere. It's real./"

Tumblr thread, below picture of cat on a hammock belly-up with a bunch of coins pressed onto its stomach.
m-muscle-chan: "Y'know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call fromt he financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp."
winjennster: "Last time I reblogged...

4 February at 9:25 | Open on deadinsi.de
Elias Mårtenson

Since someone else was talking about fizzbuzz here just now, here's the Kap solution to print the first 20 results:

(2⊥0=3 5|)¨«%»((⊂"fizz") (⊂"buzz") (⊂"fizzbuzz"),⍨⊂) ⍳20

You you can see, there s very little actual code outside the strings.

If I was given this quiz in an interview, would I get the job?

10 Nov 2023 at 7:38 | Open on functional.cafe
Troed Sångberg

@loke Would you want to work in a place that has you answering fizzbuzz questions to get the job?? ;)

10 Nov 2023 at 7:39 | Open on ioc.exchange
Elias Mårtenson

@feditips On the other hand, statements from someone that I respect, who spent a long time on twitter but finally joined us here, have said, after having spent many months here, that they still believe that the onboarding problem is real.

Don't take me wrong, I agree with you on everything you said. I'd rather see less people join the Fediverse than seeing more centralisation around m.s. But if the goal is to bring more people in, something like this needs to be done.

Perhaps an option would be for instances to make their own application (which would just be one of the common applications, but branded to their instance).

That way, if you wanted to join mstdn.social, you just download the mstdn.social application.

A lot of people these days don't know the difference between an application and a website anyway, so this may actually be more in line with expectations.

@feditips On the other hand, statements from someone that I respect, who spent a long time on twitter but finally joined us here, have said, after having spent many months here, that they still believe that the onboarding problem is real.

Don't take me wrong, I agree with you on everything you said. I'd rather see less people join the Fediverse than seeing more centralisation around m.s. But if the goal is to bring more people in, something like this needs to be done.

21 Apr 2023 at 3:21 | Open on functional.cafe
Elias Mårtenson

@MaggieCi @dgar "a photo of" provides useful information though. This is in comparison to "an illustration of", "a photo of a hand-drawn picture of".

31 Mar 2023 at 11:03 | Open on functional.cafe
Elias Mårtenson

@schratze @mahmoudajawad I read it as "those, but in white". Or would that be "die, aber in hell"?

13 Nov 2022 at 9:36 | Open on functional.cafe
The gallant knight

@loke @schratze @mahmoudajawad be careful with the comma. "Die in hell" means "Those in white" but "Die, in hell" means "These here but in white". It boils down to those vs these.

12 Jul 2023 at 7:37 | Open on nrw.social
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