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chjara :hakasenyan: :verified:
google: hey we registered this new gTL-
fedi: already snatched all the fun ones for instances
chjara :hakasenyan: :verified:
"i may be cringe but i am free" should be the FSF's motto
chjara :hakasenyan: :verified:
"killing children" is a phrase that makes sense in many different programming contexts and it's great
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@chjara@snowdin.town
Q: What do you say when someone uses
kill -SIGINT $PID to simulate Control+C on a console?

A: "Think of the children!"

chjara :hakasenyan: :verified:
the difference between prison and involuntary mental hospital commitment is that you can appeal if you go to prison
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@chjara@snowdin.town when I was admitted to the mental hospital in 2019 and 2022 they filed it as involuntary even though I came by myself, by my own will so I couldn't leave if I wanted to... there was a court hearing, it was just ridiculous, it lasted for a few minutes. the doctor quickly read from papers that I had a rich hospitalization history and was suicidal and therefore had to be involuntarily hospitalized, the judge immediately agreed and the hearing ended
it wasn't like this in my previous times...

chjara :hakasenyan: :verified:
wayland fans when you take a screenshot using a global keybind
chjara :hakasenyan: :verified:
i love username censorship that's just a thin line scribbling around or a high-opacity but slightly trasnparent brush
buddy you can literally just rectangle select and press delete
chjara :hakasenyan: :verified:
getting repeatedly stabbed with a knife (affectionate)
chjara :hakasenyan: :verified:
they're not discord servers they're discord guilds :whyMelt:
chjara :hakasenyan: :verified:
gothic gf that speaks to you in an extinct east germanic language
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@chjara@snowdin.town
Q: What do you say when someone registers a ".com" domain name for a personal website?

A: Aw, .com on!

chjara :hakasenyan: :verified:
russians when you tell them unmaintained soviet ammo stockpiles are not enough for an active war
chjara :hakasenyan: :verified:
"bruh it's a program programs can't be sexist"
the program: i don't understand, how can a doctor be female, you must be wrong
chjara :hakasenyan: :verified:
not even 2% of hawai'i's population speaks hawaiian, oof
chjara :hakasenyan: :verified:
reminder: we only have to get lucky once 🥰🥰🥰
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