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niconiconi

RIP cybre.space, end of an era... cybre.space/~chr/cybre-space-e I'm one of the few Fedi users who have never changed instances, but it's time to move on...

25 Aug 2022 at 18:13 | Open on cybre.space
chjara :hakasenyan: :verified:
@niconiconi damn
such is the nature of this network, without a massive corporate backer it is all ephemeral
25 Aug 2022 at 18:35 | Open on snowdin.town
niconiconi

Q: What do you call a bomb that explodes instantaneously?

A: Atomic bomb.

25 Aug 2022 at 14:43 | Open on cybre.space
NeonPurpleStar :heart_bi:
@niconiconi

Q: Why are the middle ages also called the dark ages?

A: Because there were so many knights.
25 Aug 2022 at 14:47 | Open on outerheaven.club
niconiconi

Q: What does a sysadmin say when a website's IPv6 is unreachable?

A: "AAAA!"

23 Aug 2022 at 15:24 | Open on cybre.space
niconiconi

MFW I realized most quantum experiments in introductory books are just lies to children, they're thought experiments at best. The literal setups as described either never work in practice, or don't really prove their results due to loopholes.

An interferometer with a single photon is the worst offender. Ordinary light sources like lamps or lasers can never work as single-photon sources. Even if you add a huge attenuator and make the light intensity lower than the energy of a single photon, there's still a non-negligible probability that it will emit multiple photons. In fact all experiments before the 1980s had this loophole. Creating true "anti-bunching" single-photon sources requires esoteric techniques. Still, this probability can only approach but not reach 0% in practical devices.

For the same reason, the BB84 quantum key distribution protocol often don't work in practice in its original form. Source or detector imperfections make the original protocol often totally broken. physics.unm.edu/Courses/Deutsc

MFW I realized most quantum experiments in introductory books are just lies to children, they're thought experiments at best. The literal setups as described either never work in practice, or don't really prove their results due to loopholes.

An interferometer with a single photon is the worst offender. Ordinary light sources like lamps or lasers can never work as single-photon sources. Even if you add a huge attenuator and make the light intensity lower than the energy of a single photon, there's...
16 Aug 2022 at 10:41 | Open on cybre.space
niconiconi

Digital electronics be like:
* legendary chip design, begin of a new era
* millions of transistors
* obsolete within 5 years

Analog electronics be like:
* legendary chip design, begin of a new era
* 2 transistors, literally
* still one of the best chips ever invented in the industry 40 years later.

Real physics is hard. #electronics
6 Aug 2022 at 9:49 | Open on cybre.space
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@niconiconi good old LTZ1000. the go-to device for voltnuts around the world

6 Aug 2022 at 16:35 | Open on cybre.space
niconiconi
niconiconi

A novel concept for a fully digital particle detector, G. Casse et, al. Journal of Instrumentation. iopscience.iop.org/article/10.

Make an SRAM chip that is very vulnerable to Single Event Upsets from radiation, so you can detect particles by looking for bitflips :blobcatgiggle: I think this is not the first time this trick is used. "It's not a bug, it's a feature!" #electronics
26 Jul 2022 at 4:32 | Open on cybre.space
niconiconi

An Eurorack music synthesizer chassis sounds like the perfect format for anyone who wants an analog computer remake project. Both are designed for knobs and patchcords. #electronics

20 Jul 2022 at 5:16 | Open on cybre.space
niconiconi

Electronics is full of "It's not a bug, it's a feature"-type inventions.

* Inductors stop functioning at high current due to core saturation? Add a control winding to the core, now you can make a magnetic switch or amplifier by driving the core in and out of saturation.

* Diodes burn out and become a short circuit after taking too much power? Put them in a chip as factory one-time programmable fuses.

* Diodes create a large current spike before it turns off due to reverse recovery? Use that spike to make a pulse generator, special Step Recovery Diode can generate picosecond pulses.

* Noise from Zener voltage references is just too strong? Make a standard noise source to test radio receivers.

* Your electrolytic capacitors are really crappy and have high resistance? Use them as free resistive dampers to suppress LC resonance and parasitic oscillations in power supplies. (Yes, replacing crappy capacitors with good low-ESR ones can actually destabilize some power supplies)... #electronics

Electronics is full of "It's not a bug, it's a feature"-type inventions.

* Inductors stop functioning at high current due to core saturation? Add a control winding to the core, now you can make a magnetic switch or amplifier by driving the core in and out of saturation.

* Diodes burn out and become a short circuit after taking too much power? Put them in a chip as factory one-time programmable fuses.

17 Jul 2022 at 16:28 | Open on cybre.space
niconiconi

I still can't forget how people trolled Outlook back then... Outlook used to display the header X-Message-Flag as a GUI banner message, so we had...

X-Message-Flag: WARNING!! Outlook sucks
X-Message-Flag: Warning! Using Outlook is insecure and promotes virus distribution. Please use a different email client.

:blobcatgiggle:
17 Jul 2022 at 11:04 | Open on cybre.space
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TrechNex

@niconiconi this reminds me of the early versions of iOS when you used to be able to trigger notifications on other people's iPhones by sending a text with *go at the start 😁

17 Jul 2022 at 15:07 | Open on mstdn.social
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Saxnot

@niconiconi I never really understood outlook messages.

They appear to be E-Mail.
But yet they try to steer away from the technical specification as much as possible.

Outlooks feels like failed en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embrace,

20 Jul 2022 at 10:35 | Open on chaos.social
niconiconi

I posted a web tutorial about how to build oscillator circuits...

...It keeps receiving positive feedback.

11 Jul 2022 at 15:42 | Open on cybre.space
niconiconi

Q: What do software maintainers say when they're asked to sign an existing version with an added backdoor?

A: We'll just resign.

11 Jul 2022 at 15:32 | Open on cybre.space
niconiconi

Thyristors arrived. Standard TO-220 packages, but they should be okay for a oneshot pulse up to 100+ amps, good enough for my surge generator to blow things up without blowing up itself. ⚡ #electronics

8 Jul 2022 at 7:11 | Open on cybre.space
niconiconi

still waiting for the new isolated DC/DC converters to arrive (I already have some but cannot find them anymore) before I can start the pulsed power experiments... It's not technically required but I assume allowing 200 volts to flow back into your logic circuits really isn't a good idea... #electronics

11 Jul 2022 at 9:51 | Open on cybre.space
niconiconi

- start Project.
- start Subtasks 1, 2, 3 ,4
- finish Subtask 1, 2.
- the best way to do Subtask 3 is a somewhat open-ended problem
- research Subtask 3 before losing interests due to dificulties, no practical results ever came out of it.
- never complete Project.

4 Jul 2022 at 14:58 | Open on cybre.space
chjara
@niconiconi i am in this post and i don't like it
4 Jul 2022 at 14:59 | Open on disqordia.space
Tᴀᴋᴀɴᴀsʜɪ Hᴏʀᴏ

@niconiconi I'm in the second-to-last step right now

4 Jul 2022 at 15:10 | Open on sn.angry.im
Zudlig Ravel Annon
@niconiconi I'm with you except I more often start by working on sub-task 5 or 6.
4 Jul 2022 at 15:32 | Open on expired.mentality.rip
niconiconi

War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery. RAID is Backup. SMS is 2FA. Ketchup is Vegetable.

1 Jul 2022 at 17:48 | Open on cybre.space
Rysiekúr Memesson 🇺🇦

@niconiconi you forgot "Moving to the Cloud™ is a reliability-maximization strategy".

1 Jul 2022 at 17:49 | Open on mastodon.technology
niconiconi

"Wait, you guys are getting paid?!" #animeirl
28 Jun 2022 at 4:27 | Open on cybre.space
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Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell:
@niconiconi
> 0 interactions with a living being

Uuuh, entertainment without any interactions?
28 Jun 2022 at 6:48 | Open on queer.hacktivis.me
祢洛子

@niconiconi BTW, do you know who referenced Futaba Sakura in the bottom of the picture ?

28 Jun 2022 at 7:08 | Open on moe.cat
Anonymous
niconiconi

#TIL Unlike ISO and IEC standards, most ITU standards are free to the public! All ITU-T Recommendations are published at itu.int/rec/T-REC/en You can find all the familiar names: V.92, X.25, X.509, or H.264 (800 pages) There are even epub files for some new documents. #electronics
25 Jun 2022 at 11:41 | Open on cybre.space
Jorin, Subcontra Sorceress
Andreas, DJ3EI, he/him

@niconiconi
They even still have a recommendation on Morse code (#CW). ITU started as "International Telegraphic Union" long time ago... Some recommendations given in that document do not coincide with the actual practice of the #hamradio CW sub-community, the most sizeable community that still does it.

25 Jun 2022 at 13:02 | Open on mastodon.radio
PulkoMandy

@niconiconi other places where you can find free standards:
- ECMA for lots of computer stuff, including the ISO9660 filesystem, physical specs for floppy discs, ANSI escape sequences, JSON (ECMA-404), the C# language, the windows 3.11 API, … (several are republications of ANSI or ISO standards, but for free)
- DVB for all things TV broadcast and satellite communications (famous for the way they encapsulated IP packets in MPEG frames to repurpose their TV stuff into internet stuff)

25 Jun 2022 at 15:30 | Open on mastodon.tetaneutral.net
niconiconi
niconiconi

Q: What do you say when a chip designer is eating snacks at work while testing new silicon?

A: On-wafer measurement.

6 Jun 2022 at 0:09 | Open on cybre.space
niconiconi

Literally me, except I'm not a cute anime girl. #animeirl
5 Jun 2022 at 14:47 | Open on cybre.space
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