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title text: "Some people say light is waves, and some say it's particles, so I bet light is some in-between thing that's both wave and particle depending on how you look at it. Am I right?" "YES, BUT YOU SHOULDN'T BE!" (https://xkcd.com/2898) title text: [earlier] "Your vintage-style handmade chest business is struggling. But I have a plan." (https://xkcd.com/2895) title text: I'm sure the building inspectors will approve my design once they finally manage to escape. (https://xkcd.com/2891)
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title text: Dr. Petroff has also shown that the Higgs boson signal was actually sparks from someone microwaving grapes, the EHT black hole photo was a frozen bagel someone left in too long, and the LIGO detection was just someone slamming the microwave door too hard. (https://xkcd.com/2886) title text: A left-handed sheet bend creates a much weaker connection, especially under moderate loads. (https://xkcd.com/2880)  title text: A lot of sentences undergo startling shifts in mood if you add 'like this one' to the end, but high on the list is 'I'm a neurologist studying dreams.' (https://xkcd.com/2879)
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title text: They're a little cagey about exactly where the crossover point lies relative to the likelihood of devastating effects on the planet. (https://xkcd.com/2878)  title text: Hypothermia of below 98.6 K should be treated by leaving the giant molecular cloud and moving to the vicinity of a star. (https://xkcd.com/2877) title text: It's not just time zones and leap seconds. SI seconds on Earth are slower because of relativity, so there are time standards for space stuff (TCB, TGC) that use faster SI seconds than UTC/Unix time. T2 - T1 = [God doesn't know and the Devil isn't telling.] (https://xkcd.com/2867) title text: For someone who has ostensibly outgrown staying up late waiting for Santa, I do spend an awful lot of time refreshing websites to see if packages are here yet. (https://xkcd.com/2866) title text: And over heeee[...]eeeere (i)s Saturn. (https://xkcd.com/2863) title text: If a materials scientist gives you a present, always ask whether regifting will incur any requirements for Federal paperwork. (https://xkcd.com/2856) title text: The problems started with my resolution next year to reject temporal causality. (https://xkcd.com/2855) title text: The ball's density also varies, but players don't learn the value until after choosing their raquets. The infamous 'bowling ball table tennis' region of the parameter space often leads to equipment damage. (https://xkcd.com/2852) title text: I average out the spring and fall changes and just set my clocks 39 minutes ahead year-round. (https://xkcd.com/2846) People should be prohibited from changing their clocks after 6 weeks from conception. After that they should carry DST to full term. title text: Speed Limit: 45 MPH / Minimum: 65 MPH (https://xkcd.com/2841) @xkcdbot title text: If they're going to make people ride bikes and scooters in traffic, then it should at LEAST be legal to do the Snow Crash thing where you use a hook-shot-style harpoon to catch free rides from cars. (https://xkcd.com/2832)
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title text: It can be expensive to hire a professional spectroscopist for your wedding, but the quality of the spectra you get is worth it. (https://xkcd.com/2826) 3 panel comic. 1. No hair holding something shiny says "It kinda makes sense that we use gold for wedding rings." 2. No hair says: "Because a lot of the universe's gold was probably produced by R-process nucleosynthesis when pairs of neutron stars spiraled together and merged. So gold exists because two neutron stars got married." #AltText 1/2 @xkcdbot As a professional spectroscopist, albeit of the non-neutron star variety whose bouquets only make nice aurorae, I fully endorse this message. title text: Escape Artist Frees Self From Conversation With Pickup Artist (https://xkcd.com/2824) title text: The two best reasons to get into fossils are booping trilobites and getting to say the word "fossiliferous" a lot. (https://xkcd.com/2823) |
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"When two people disagree, the truth is always somewhere in the middle. Maybe viruses are some kind of third thing, neither living or non-living..."
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