Gregory's Servertitle text: If a materials scientist gives you a present, always ask whether regifting will incur any requirements for Federal paperwork.
(https://xkcd.com/2856)
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title text: The problems started with my resolution next year to reject temporal causality. (https://xkcd.com/2855) title text: The ball's density also varies, but players don't learn the value until after choosing their raquets. The infamous 'bowling ball table tennis' region of the parameter space often leads to equipment damage. (https://xkcd.com/2852) title text: I average out the spring and fall changes and just set my clocks 39 minutes ahead year-round. (https://xkcd.com/2846) People should be prohibited from changing their clocks after 6 weeks from conception. After that they should carry DST to full term. title text: Speed Limit: 45 MPH / Minimum: 65 MPH (https://xkcd.com/2841)  @xkcdbot title text: If they're going to make people ride bikes and scooters in traffic, then it should at LEAST be legal to do the Snow Crash thing where you use a hook-shot-style harpoon to catch free rides from cars. (https://xkcd.com/2832)
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title text: It can be expensive to hire a professional spectroscopist for your wedding, but the quality of the spectra you get is worth it. (https://xkcd.com/2826) 3 panel comic. 1. No hair holding something shiny says "It kinda makes sense that we use gold for wedding rings." 2. No hair says: "Because a lot of the universe's gold was probably produced by R-process nucleosynthesis when pairs of neutron stars spiraled together and merged. So gold exists because two neutron stars got married." #AltText 1/2 @xkcdbot As a professional spectroscopist, albeit of the non-neutron star variety whose bouquets only make nice aurorae, I fully endorse this message. title text: Escape Artist Frees Self From Conversation With Pickup Artist (https://xkcd.com/2824) title text: The two best reasons to get into fossils are booping trilobites and getting to say the word "fossiliferous" a lot. (https://xkcd.com/2823) title text: They tried to report me to the authorities, but because I had the device they couldn't charge me. (https://xkcd.com/2817) title text: FYI: The 'drop, cover, and hold on' advice only applies to earthquakes. If you encounter a mountain lion, you should absolutely not drop to the ground, crawl under it, and hold on to one of its legs. (https://xkcd.com/2813) title text: Getting the utility people to run transmission lines to Earth is expensive, but it will pay for itself in no time. (https://xkcd.com/2812)
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@xkcdbot Single panel comic. Option B: the same solar panel on the surface of the sun labeled downward. Math underneath: $0.20 per kWh times sun luminosity divided by the sun area times 1 meter square times 20% equals $22 million per year #AltText 1/2 @xkcdbot It is important to rememeber that every 19 months you will have to disconnect he cables to your solar panels to let Venus go past. title text: The increasing number of graham crackers and chocolate bars in orbit has created a growing risk of Kessler s'mores. (https://xkcd.com/2804) title text: I feel bad for Earth 2 and their shadowflies. (https://xkcd.com/2802) @xkcdbot 5 panel comic. Note: comic is reverse of the usual, the background is black and the drawings and text are white. 1. Two figures walking at a distance. Fig 1 says "So where is this spot. Fig 2 replies "It's just up ahead" 2. Zoom in on the figures. Fig 2 says "You know, fireflies don't have to exist." title text: When I began trying to form a new claim by stitching together these parts in such an unnatural way, some called me mad. (https://xkcd.com/2799)
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 @xkcdbot the doctor is Victor Frankenstein, the monster is Frankenstein Frankenstein title text: Slowly progressing from 'how do protons behave in relativistic collisions?' to 'what the heck are protons even doing when they're just sitting there?' (https://xkcd.com/2797) @xkcdbot Three panel comic. 1. No hair sitting in front of a laptop. Pony tail is standing behind them. No hair says "When I started this morning there were a few edge cases I was confused about. 2. Zoom in on no hair, who says "But now, after a full day of research," 3. Zoom back out to both figures. No hair says "I'm confused about all the regular cases too." title text: With most labs, the hushed horror stories are about something like dimethylmercury or prions, but occasionally you'll get a weird lab where it's about the soda machine or the drop ceiling. (https://xkcd.com/2638) |
@xkcdbot I feel like this sort of wrapping would please quite a lot of people. 😁