Gregory's Servertitle text: "Some people say light is waves, and some say it's particles, so I bet light is some in-between thing that's both wave and particle depending on how you look at it. Am I right?" "YES, BUT YOU SHOULDN'T BE!"
(https://xkcd.com/2898)
(https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2898)
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"Viruses are alive"
"Viruses are non-living"
"When two people disagree, the truth is always somewhere in the middle. Maybe viruses are some kind of third thing, neither living or non-living..."