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My son: “Dad, I can’t sleep. When I close my eyes I see the Michelin man.” Me: “What’s so bad about the…”
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@Chrishallbeck What the hell did people do to their eyes? <image of flying eyes with a person (myself) cowering, a la Alfred H's /The Birds/ poster> If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”
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@Chrishallbeck I wonder if this album cover is a reliable guide to wiring a plug? https://www.cherryred.co.uk/product/pxr-5/#&gid=1&pid=1 I was doing an activity with my youngest and then told him I had to go back to work. He motioned to my laptop and said "Okay, go touch your letters daddy." which is such an amazing burn.
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@Chrishallbeck This reminds me forcibly that my kids play "working" by propping up one side of an open book, and wiggling their fingers over the side that lies flat. @Chrishallbeck my kids called my office the “kitchen mom makes money in” when they were little 😂 Son: "You didn't have YouTube or Minecraft when you were a kid? What did you do?" *flashback to peeling dried glue off my hand* Me: "Stuff."
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@Chrishallbeck anyone else slide down carpeted stairs in a sleeping bag? (We were apparently not very considerate apartment occupants) @Chrishallbeck The key is to never stop the playlist so that you never have to think about what you actually want to listen to. Date: “Your profile said you were really strong but you don’t look it.” 12
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Woah woah I didn't come here to be personally attacked
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This has been me lately and it's not even funny.
@Chrishallbeck Stay off X !! It's cursed, you know !! 🏴☠️