Gregory's Server
Nate Cull
Why do Internet film buffs keep telling me I need to watch Everything Everywhere All At Once, I know theatres are in trouble but I don't even have the time and money to watch just one movie at one time
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Nate Cull
We have Improved the Customer Experience. Pray we do not Improve it further.
Nate Cull
Studies suggest Studies smirk knowingly Studies sidle up to you and nudge and wink Studies insinuate that you, a person of obviously deep worldly experience, have such shared context that nothing more remains to be said, or indeed studied
Nate Cull
Protip: When designing a user interface, imagine some old woman using it, say Margaret Hamilton, and she's clicking your app's buttons and saying to you, as old people do, "Young whippersnapper, when I was your age, I sent 24 people to the ACTUAL MOON with my software in 4K of RAM and here I am clicking your button and it takes ten seconds to load a 50 megabyte video ad and then it crashes I'm not even ANGRY with you, I'm just disappointed."
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Adam Shostack :donor: :rebelverified:
@natecull to be fair, she also got to store programs in custom hardware ropes, which is just not supported on my intel chipset.
Argenis
@natecull @adamshostack it we gotta feed all those tracking systems for ads to make money off those mouse movements and clicks! /s 
Григорий Клюшников
This is because in the last ~decade, the majority of (proprietary) software stopped serving users' needs, and instead started serving developers' own ones almost exclusively. |
@natecull don't even need to go to the theater tbh, it's a really good movie
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