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Nate Cull

We have Improved the Customer Experience.

Pray we do not Improve it further.

6 Apr 2022 at 6:55 | Open on mastodon.social
6 comments
evolbug

@natecull
*kicks down door*
YOUR EXPERIENCE IS ABOUT TO BE IMPROVED
*breaks windows*
DO NOT RESIST
*smashes your teeth in with your pc*
WE HAVE ALSO UPDATED THE PRIVACY POLICY

6 Apr 2022 at 10:58 | Open on mastodon.social
Rysiekúr Memesson 🇺🇦

@natecull

We value your privacy.

Pray we don't value it any higher.

6 Apr 2022 at 12:27 | Open on mastodon.technology
Tribbick

@rysiek
We value your privacy. That valuation just happens to be a negative number
@natecull

6 Apr 2022 at 12:43 | Open on mstdn.social
Rysiekúr Memesson 🇺🇦

@trebach @natecull no no, it's a large positive number in a major currency. They would really like to continue selling it, too.

6 Apr 2022 at 12:47 | Open on mastodon.technology
Tribbick

@rysiek
The data is a positive number. Your privacy would be an equal but negative number because it wouldn't be possible to acquire said data without violating your privacy
@natecull

6 Apr 2022 at 12:57 | Open on mstdn.social
crono :verified:

@trebach @rysiek @natecull we value your privacy.
That's why we get rich with it.

6 Apr 2022 at 15:14 | Open on koyu.space
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