Gregory's Server
Why do Internet film buffs keep telling me I need to watch Everything Everywhere All At Once, I know theatres are in trouble but I don't even have the time and money to watch just one movie at one time
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Studies suggest Studies smirk knowingly Studies sidle up to you and nudge and wink Studies insinuate that you, a person of obviously deep worldly experience, have such shared context that nothing more remains to be said, or indeed studied Protip: When designing a user interface, imagine some old woman using it, say Margaret Hamilton, and she's clicking your app's buttons and saying to you, as old people do, "Young whippersnapper, when I was your age, I sent 24 people to the ACTUAL MOON with my software in 4K of RAM and here I am clicking your button and it takes ten seconds to load a 50 megabyte video ad and then it crashes I'm not even ANGRY with you, I'm just disappointed."
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 @natecull to be fair, she also got to store programs in custom hardware ropes, which is just not supported on my intel chipset.  @natecull @adamshostack it we gotta feed all those tracking systems for ads to make money off those mouse movements and clicks! /s  This is because in the last ~decade, the majority of (proprietary) software stopped serving users' needs, and instead started serving developers' own ones almost exclusively. |
@natecull don't even need to go to the theater tbh, it's a really good movie
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