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A spaceship landed in the park. A door dilated and an alien stepped out. "Greetings, Earthlings! You may recall we landed here not long ago, and asked to meet your leaders." The alien paused. "We met the Earthlings you indicated. Very funny. Now, take us to your real leaders."
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Of course, they WERE our real leaders. Accounting for light speed delays, we cobbled together actors who looked like the members of the rehydrated United World Security Council from the 1966 film _Batman_. The aliens were satisfied. @MicroSFF I was thinking of sending the text from a certain video about an alien in my phone but I really don't want to get banned - Doctor, tell me the truth, I can handle it! @Unixbigot do you know about the IMDb Easter egg? Most films are rated out of a possible 10 stars… https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0088258   BREAKING: Library Evolution Working Group of the C++ committee switches to long long meeting causing havoc as the exact length of these meetings is implementation-defined. @bookstodon Of all the great Tom Gauld cartoons, and there are many (BAKING WITH KAFKA being my favorite collection) this one still cracks me up every time I see it!
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@kimlockhartga @bookstodon aw, the murder author could have said something here, like, "Hello, all you lovely people! It's you! You inspire me." :)  Note that Isaac Asimov did actually publish a murder-mystery novel called "Murder at the A.B.A", which is (or was) the American Bookseller's Association convention. Good novel, too! Cats Of Mastodon! We are the algorithm. If you see a cat, boost a cat! #cats #cat #CatsOfMastodon #FediCats #FediFelines #algorithm #boost #CatNews
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putting 'before:2022' into all of my web searches like a wanderer of a wasteland attempting to find relics of a forgotten time before the Great Plague  @AmyZenunim@unstable.systems ive actually found blog posts and honest to god forums by putting before:2018. its always such a shock Going to die on that hill, but not every ancient #theatre necessarily is an #Amphitheatre. 🤷♂️
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@jens2go I did not know this - I thought the amphi meant something else. I will happily stand with you on this.  @jens2go@mastodon.social just reminding me that my city built an outside theater and are calling it the "Amphitheater" and it bugs the crap out of me lol Putting my money where my mouth is. I feel like we, computer users of the world, have something special in Haiku. It feels like hope. I would like to wish everybody who uses Discord as the sole place for FAQ's, tech support and install guides a very merry "Go Fuck Yourself!"
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@Jencen I will skip any software that does that, unless I have no other option. I would rather build my own than deal with Discord for documentation and support.  @Jencen@furry.engineer That's why I use discord & skype for my open source projects! Everything is true. Jesus walked in Utah. God is an alien astronaut. Buddha attained enlightenment. Thor sends the thunder. The universe is both with and without purpose and meaning at the same time. Only way to stay sane is to hang the sense of it and believe what makes you happy. |
@vitaut I see you're also a fan of generative AI!