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DJM (freelance for hire)

Be CassoWARY...
A warning signs in North Queensland

#Australia #BigBird

Text of a sign in a park

IF YOU WANT TO TAKE A PHOTO
DO NOT CORNER THE CASSOWARY

REMEMBER! IT IS A WILD ANIMAL AND IT HATES YOU

ITS FEET ARE DAGGERS AND IT IS ALWAYS ANGRY

IT WILL SLASH AT YOU, IT WILL CLIMB IN YOUR VAN AND EAT YOUR FOOD

THIS IS ALL TRUE! YOU SHOULD BE FRICHTENED OF CASSOWARIES

Be CassoWARY

Photo of cassowary near the sign
8 comments
Ω 🌍 Gus Posey

@cybeardjm Too bad about that extra apostrophe...

Ω 🌍 Gus Posey

@cybeardjm I'm sorry I mentioned it; I'm pretty much the worst person in the world.

DJM (freelance for hire)

@Gustodon One has to be a warrior from time to time...

DJM (freelance for hire)

@Gustodon I saw it too, although English is not my primary language...

bartholin
@cybeardjm Be wary of any Australian animal which breathes
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