BREAKING: Local cat boycotts dance-off, demands nap-off instead.

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Weird clock; keeps asking for treats.

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I asked for whole milk. This is clearly not whole milk. You disappoint me once again, Cheryl.

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If you told me this cat was designed by a Korean animation studio, I'd 100% believe you.

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He may have come up short in Paris, but Mittens McFluffernutter is no quitter and is determined to win gold in 2028.

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advanced meowrio cart drifting

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what, it helps me think

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is it the catnip, or did a ghost just give me a tickle?

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no falls on my watch, human!

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the bouncier the ball, the pouncier the cat

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BREAKING: Extreme Hammock Wrestling to be added as a new event at the 2028 Catlympic Games.

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rotisserie mode activated

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Sharks and lasers are so last year.
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foiled again by the crinkly force field trademarked by Reynolds

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the job of a spotter cat: to swat you mid-air, then catch you when you fall

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I'm fierce! I'm ferocious! I'm... completely ignored.

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Prospective high jump gold medalist at the 2024 Catlympics.

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My what big eyes you have!

All the better to judge your poor life choices with, silly human.

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obey me or suffer eternal damnation

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waiting for dinner, with a soulful soundtrack and a comfortable spot, watchin' the world go by

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