Edit: not actually down after all, just the default endpoint fonts.googleapis.com doesn't return a 200 (see comment in thread)
Ooof. "down for everyone or just me" is reporting that fonts.googleapis.com is, in fact, down. No wonder half the sites I'm trying to access are stalling. I thought it was a problem with this public wifi network I'm on...
@darius let me see if this has been reported…