@cstross the bright-green eggs are a bit on-the-nose tbh
@pikesley Bright green eggs and a TOTAL lack of protection, just lying around on the forest floor, broadcasting the message "if you mess with me YOU WILL DIE (and it will hurt all the time you're dying)"
@cstross @pikesley I imagine forest denizens use that egg picture as their ‘ITS A TRAP’ meme …
@cstross @pikesley forbidden scrambled eggs
@pikesley Bright green eggs and a TOTAL lack of protection, just lying around on the forest floor, broadcasting the message "if you mess with me YOU WILL DIE (and it will hurt all the time you're dying)"