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Brie Mmm
@agturcz I tried speaking English in Denmark, the one guy whom I understood and who understood me turned out to be a Norwegian.
ɗ𐐩ʃƕρʋ

@agturcz Note that this map is made from the point of view of a British tourist, or more generally someone speaking a Germanic or Romance language. If you speak a Slavic language, you can reverse that map.

Ekaitz Zárraga 👹

@deshipu @agturcz I live in the dark blue part of the map, and this replicates my experience pretty accurately. :)

Everywhere but in Scotland. People in Scotland are nice.

TheSecondVariation

What is the france of slavic countries though?
@deshipu @agturcz

ɗ𐐩ʃƕρʋ

@TheSecondVariation @agturcz I think it's still France. Everything else is just sparkling Latin.

acb

@agturcz With French people over a certain age, it’s more like “get out and don’t come back until you can speak proper French”

publius

@acb @agturcz

Which causes great offence among Quebecois.

Pete Alex Harris🦡🕸️🌲/∞🪐∫

@agturcz
Scotland would be dark blue for visitors embracing Scots words like "bawbag" and "outwith"

Michał Górny (on/tej) ∞🙀🚂🐧

@agturcz, kinda funny but it neglects the existence of "minority" languages.

timorl

@mgorny Yeah, e.g. Ireland and Wales should probably at least be partially colored differently (in red?), but the complexity would probably hurt the humour (unless you pushed it to the limit with literally all languages marked, when it becomes even funnier, but only for people sufficiently nerdy about language :blobfox3cevil: ). @agturcz

Ash_Crow

Quite surprised to see the Gaeltachts in the "(no reaction)" category.

Branwen74

@Ash_Crow Should not be. I ordered coffee in Gaeltacht once and got coffee and applause.

DELETED

@agturcz I would say Germany goes firmly in the category "please don't do that" too, though

DELETED

@agturcz source: the reactions i have had when trying to speak German to Germans

Agnieszka R. Turczyńska

@shebang That seems genuinely interesting. My personal experience in Germany is (no reaction). And let's say that "my German is very basic" is an overstatement. However, when I am travelling through Germany it is enough to tackle basic business of paying for fuel, get the food and use basic pleasantry words.

Only once, when we tried to have some more advanced conversation, the person has suggested switching to another language, which was, surprisingly, Russian.

Ash_Crow

@shebang @agturcz the last time I tried to speak German to a German, he told me "On va continuer en français"

Jastrow

@agturcz Told a Romanian friend I was learning her language, her reaction was literally: "Why?!" (we both speak English as a second language)

Luc

@agturcz Iceland should be purple. Waiters/resses/locals just look at me annoyed and ask again in English what I want

Enola Knezevic

@luc @agturcz Then Sweden should be purple as well. I have managed to buy more stuff speaking Swedish in Norway than in Sweden.

Cecilia | MeraOrd 🏕

@agturcz Pretty accurate, I'd say 😁 /from the nordic countries

Y⃒̸̷̝̜̙ͥͥͥngmar

@agturcz France isn't that simple. It's ranged from "how cute" to "no croissant for you, now get out of my bakery you cretin".

Martin Vermeer FCD

@agturcz That taxi driver in Oslo whom I tried to address in my best Norwegian (actually more like Danish) and who answered in perfect Oxford.

delvina ✨

@agturcz Shout out to your Olympic level image description here.

Sylvie (she) :verifiedagender: :verifiedbi: 🦥

@agturcz oh, according to what my parents told me about french people, they would be in the dark blue category 🤔 (and also refuse to speak english)… :D

Paul Schoonhoven 🍉

@agturcz @NickyBouwers typical those English...
They don't know the concept of speaking another language.

Akka V. 👾🏳️‍⚧️

@agturcz I love how France is the only one in purple. Accurate, though.

Adam Sweet🎻🪕🎸

@agturcz I took 6 years of Francaise, then lived in Montreal for a while. They still don't like it when i speak French!

kopper of sub-standard quality

@agturcz@circumstances.run what color is "tries to teach you swear words" and why isn't turkey marked as such?

Gold gab ich für Eisen

@agturcz the red one question is especially relevant for the native speakers. 🤣

pluszysta 🧸🌱🌿

@nanoelquant @agturcz I have enormous respect for people who learn polish.

Mina-chan95

@agturcz As Lithuanian, I can confirm this. Like, good for you trying to learn our language. But why ye have to go through that suffer?

Agnieszka R. Turczyńska

@minachan95 Well, I am tempted to learn Lithuanian, because of Tautemeitas band. I have no idea what they are singing about (unless I find the lyrics for a song and google translate it), but I have a crush on them :D

Mina-chan95

@agturcz Oh I see... But I've noticed that a lot of our folklore tales or songs are untranslated, which is kinda shame. So, by far, if you want a translation of a niche thing, you have to wait for your friend making a translation out of it.
However, I'm sure that google translate nowadays can give you a decent translation (not 100% accurate one but more or less 80% at most)

Matthew Loxton

@agturcz
One German guy I greeted in his own language got all snarky with me and asked in English if I always did this. It seemed to upset him and the next few days of the business trip were tense and uncomfortable

🍵 holly 🌿

@agturcz And this is why I’m now reading novels in Dutch but I still can’t speak the language 😅

Annika Backstrom

@agturcz I feel like Ireland is the wrong color :blobcheeky:

🚲

@agturcz wow i didn’t expect welsh people to be so indifferent to a speaker in the wild :apensive:

Agnieszka R. Turczyńska

@Packbat Thank you. I've got this stolen from facebook :)

Riley S. Faelan

@agturcz It's not really true in Germany, at least not now.

Case in point: I don't speak German very well yet, but most people who I encounter in everyday life don't mind, and let me practice.

yxera :therian:

@agturcz

as a Dane I'm probably more on the red side of things. It is notoriously difficult and only like 5-6 million people speak it.

That being said, someone trying very quickly pushes me into the dark blue territory, and I WILL assist further learning and understanding. It's good fun

Joan Albright

@agturcz Can verify for every location I have knowledge of. Japan is also BFFs mode, though most of them do love the excuse to practice their English.

Ximaar ❎

@agturcz This may apply to the people living in/around the capitals. Outside is a differnt story. Above Leeds Northern-England and Scotland are completely different. Also in Wales and outside Dublin. Paris is far different from the rest of France. Western Switserland behaves like France en North/Eastern as Austriams and Bavarians.

Agnieszka R. Turczyńska

@ximaar I was living for 3.5years in Yorkshire (Leeds-Bradford area, particularly). There were two kinds of reactions, if any:
- where is your accent from?
- you English is good

Robbert van Eijndhoven

@agturcz

I have a creative writing group I meet with every month that's 90% ex-pats and most of them didn't even realise I was Dutch (i.e. a local) until I'd been going there for two years.

Mostly because, for their benefit, I didn't switch from English even just to give my order to the (equally Dutch) waitstaff of the place where we meet.

So yeah, I'd say that's 100% accurate for the Netherlands.

Agnieszka R. Turczyńska

@robrecht I will never learn my Dutch under such circumstances :D

J Davis 🕊️🧭🌈🎱🦀

@agturcz

Forget France. I want to visit Spain, Portugal, and of course, Scotland.

kel

@agturcz

Jestem Anglikiem, uczę się polskiego i nie jestem zbyt dobry, ale to niesamowity język!

Ignoruj tych, którzy są chorzy i uprzedzeni do Anglików, jak dosłownie wszędzie, jest mieszanka dobrych i złych ludzi 🥰

Agnieszka R. Turczyńska

@kel Mieszkałam w Yorkshire przez 3.5 roku i zostawiłam tam kawałek serca!

kel

@agturcz

Och, miło! Yorkshire to bardzo piękne miejsce z wieloma uroczymi ludźmi! Mam nadzieję, że pewnego dnia wrócisz 😊

Agnieszka R. Turczyńska

@kel Myślimy z żoną o objazdowych wakacjach za rok lub dwa :)

kel

@agturcz

Super cool 😎

Miło jest mieć krótkie zdania po polsku z prawdziwego świata. Dziękuję.

berndandeweg

@agturcz it pays of sooooo much speaking spanish wrt French indeed..

I see Dud people!

@agturcz What about Ireland? Gaelic is their national language, you know.

Agnieszka R. Turczyńska

@BackFromTheDud Yes, I do. And it's good to see more and more Irish people are speaking it.

I see Dud people!

@agturcz I should point out that the English language is just a mugger that steals other languages words.

Agnieszka R. Turczyńska

@BackFromTheDud Oh, English is a good boy there. May I introduce you to Dutch? Apart from their own vocabulary, they have words from Latin, English, German and French. And probably some others as well. And if the word is noun (I have no idea about others, as my Dutch is very basic), you are making plural form according to the language the word has been taken. Yay! \o/

Alley Stoughton

@agturcz When I'm in Italy and Germany, and even France, I see if I can get by ordering in restaurants on very limited language. And it generally works, with the waitstaff understanding not to ask me anything complicated.

I speak a fair amount of Swedish. But sadly that means that in Denmark I have to use English, because the pronunciation in Danish is so different (and hard).

Colette

@agturcz I would be blown away if a non Irish spoke to me "as Gaeilge" but I probably wouldn't understand them.

Alex :hex_ally:

@agturcz @sanity the French are straight up offended, if you don’t speak French though. And they will refuse to speak English to you.

Caramelized Shallots

@agturcz If you are in the US and do not speak perfect English without an accent, you might just get told to go back to where you came from.

gwire

@agturcz Wales and Ireland would be in light blue, realistically.

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