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I’m exhausted and I only wrapped one gift so far, it’s almost 2024 and we don’t have self wrapping gifts wtf

23 Dec 2023 at 22:54 | Open on mastodon.social
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StarrWulfe 🌟🐺 (JLGatewood)

@dansup Bruh, I was just telling my wife this last week. We got lil vaccuum robots, lawn mowers robots, 3d printers to make stuff, even cars that kinda drive themselves already... But no "drop your gifts in here and 1 minute later out pops a wrapped gift" machine and that makes me sad.

23 Dec 2023 at 23:00 | Open on social.vivaldi.net
GhostsheetZ

@dansup might i suggest festive bag and multicolored tissue paper?

23 Dec 2023 at 23:02 | Open on alaskan.social
tallship

@dansup

Perhaps due to my own ineptitude at wrapping gifts, one of my fav techniques is to drop the gifts into a grocery sack, drop that bundle into another grocery sack, and use that indestructible fibrous tape to tightly bundle up the sack with a ridiculous amount of wraps of the tape.

You literally cannot rip open the gift-wrapping with your bare hands - you must enlist the aid of a pair of scissors and even then it's a bit of effort.
Unwrapping is fun again!

#tallship #Christmas

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@dansup

Perhaps due to my own ineptitude at wrapping gifts, one of my fav techniques is to drop the gifts into a grocery sack, drop that bundle into another grocery sack, and use that indestructible fibrous tape to tightly bundle up the sack with a ridiculous amount of wraps of the tape.

You literally cannot rip open the gift-wrapping with your bare hands - you must enlist the aid of a pair of scissors and even then it's a bit of effort.
Unwrapping is fun again!

cartoon of child unwrapping her gifts on christmas morning while still in her jammies.
23 Dec 2023 at 23:51 | Open on social.sdf.org
Григорий Клюшников

I have a simpler solution for this problem: I just don't participate in the gift system 😅

24 Dec 2023 at 5:31
Michael
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