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No four words strike fear in my heart like these

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Teeg

@mcc I think this one is reverting some very bad changes

🐙🐇🐝Pointed Sarah🐞🐡🐧

@mcc the last time I saw this on android, discord had dumped proper android support and replaced the android version with essentially buggy and slow emulation of the ios version

mcc

Helpfully, Discord has added, above your friends list in the messages tab, a new feature where the avatars of four random people you don't actually fucking talk to are displayed really big in giant rounded rectangles. I have not yet figured out how to turn it off.

Max (Lyrenhex)

@mcc oh no have they rolled out the new layout they've been trialling for a while?

it sucks. apparently it's not as bad on iOS, but jfc on Android it just *sucks*.

edit: s/sucks/sucked, apparently iOS and Android are now roughly in parity. still dislike it, but hey, at least Android isn't arbitrarily worse!

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@lyrenhex @mcc it actually seems like they fixed it android, it runs really smooth on my end

Max (Lyrenhex)

@blobcat @mcc hmm... it definitely still felt jank earlier today, but after turning the "new UI" toggle off and on again, it does seem like the swipe-to-go-back thing works a *lot* nicer all of a sudden. except for in settings, but eh.

fair enough!
(personally not a fan of the UI changes in general though, but alas.)

Jason Petersen (he)

@mcc but that’s actually where my weekly chat moved! And I couldn’t find where else to get back to it, so I use that square carousel thing (this is exactly what I meant by having to hunt)

mcc

@jason *sigh* okay, i give in. What does the square carousel do

ROTOPE~1 :yell:

@mcc now that Omegle is gone, Discord sees an opportunity to horn in on the "don't you want to see some random stranger's dong?" market.

demize

@mcc they have contorted the new mobile UI to look like a very uncanny valley version of the old mobile UI

most people will be relieved, given how popular the new UI was

_nadine

@henryk @mcc I’m def saving this one. Thank you. lol.

Scott Michaud

@henryk @mcc I remember the days when Skype stood out as being "the software that got worse with every version" but here we are ten years later.

Dana Fried

@mcc We've Improved Our Mobile App (threatening)

Happiness for Stray the Cat

@mcc "new feature being we will @everyone every minute, randomly generate emoji posts, and you can choose to turn this feature off with $38.99/week nitro-nitro!"

JP

@mcc they had Slack envy

Fashion-steered design choices continue to be a disease in modern commercial computing

D.A. VonU :blobcat_pumpkin: :bhjflag_demisexual:

@mcc@mastodon.social

The only two WebApps I use with any regularity are LiveTranscribe and RelayUK - both as little as possible.

Everything else on Browsers, Firefox with privacy extensions for choice.

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@mcc i somehow clicked a channel before the pop up finished loading so i completely missed it lol

Jason Petersen (he)

@mcc the other day I went to hang up, and knew there were four people on the call. The UI was just that orange gradient with no people visible, despite them still talking.

Like. This software used to work. Now it’s a game of finding where they hid the only thing I use it for (voice), every time I launch it.

At this point I’m not sure I’ve seen ANY other software be this rapid in its pointless UI churn. Some might’ve been worse, but this feels like a rewrite every 45 days.

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@mcc Great, what did they remove and neglect to mention anywhere this time?

toastino

@mcc@mastodon.social which four, and do they have to be in order :3

Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻

@mcc im forever appreciative of sticking with metatext

SpaceLifeForm

@mcc

That is five words. It must have worked.

Brian Moakley

@mcc Welcome to the start of your hostage tour! You press the buttons WE want you to press. You jump through the hoops, WE want you to jump through!

There is no escape! ... unless you finish the tour.

(oh! please make sure to rate our app! k thks by!)

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Григорий Клюшников

At least you can always downgrade. But it's really a shame no one is making third-party apps for these kind of things anymore.

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