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Lotographia

@essjax @ifixcoinops Same, I wanted a scanner and for some reason it was cheaper to buy a HP printer/scanner than a standalone scanner, and now I understand that the unspoken part of the printer/scanner deal was printer/scanner/satan

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Bill Bennett

@lotographia @essjax @ifixcoinops You’ll probably find the scanner doesn’t work if you let the printer run out of ink.

essjax

@billbennett @lotographia @ifixcoinops mine insists on randomly setting itself to 'letter' size, and trust me I know that awful web interface for settings inside out. It ain't me being daft. When it actually died on me, they replaced it under warranty and the new one has exactly the same problem.

Dave Lane 🇳🇿

@essjax have you folks heard of AntiFeatures? They're the sort of thing printer manufacturers focus their innovation on... I consider printers (and, especially Ink Jets and their ink) to be one of the great farces of our age. e@billbennett@mastodon.nz @lotographia @ifixcoinops

Bill Bennett

@essjax @lotographia @ifixcoinops Mine keeps resetting the wifi connection and finding it again from the laptop is a major pain in the bum because I have to enter a long, complex easy to stuff up password via a tiny LCD screen keyboard.

essjax

@billbennett @lotographia @ifixcoinops oh yep I have that sometimes too. I don't have an anger management problem, I consider myself fairly chill, but that HP presses my buttons 💥

Bill Bennett

@essjax @lotographia @ifixcoinops Me too. Also, I often need to scan in a hurry… and often that just isn’t possible.

Demian

@essjax @billbennett @lotographia @ifixcoinops Dealing with an inkjet printer is like being on the phone with Comcast!
I got an HP laserjet printer 3.5 years ago and life has been much better. I don’t print a lot (maybe once/month), but it always works and it hasn’t required any maintenance other than filling paper.

Raj Patel

@lotographia @essjax @ifixcoinops
These days I think the key is to buy used enterprise grade stuff. The stuff consumers suffer would not fly in a managed-fleet of anything. Sadly, even used, a non-shitified Ricoh or FujiXerox will cost way more than a consumer grade new device - flip-side, it'll likely run for longer and not shit-the-bed on consumables.

essjax

@irix @lotographia @ifixcoinops i bet an old HP LaserJet 4 from the mid 90s and a million pages printed would work bloody fine eh. I remember when they were *good*

Raj Patel

@essjax @lotographia @ifixcoinops Funny enough I went googling for HP LJ4 toner cartridges on the off-chance they were still made... then I realised the devices'd be a quarter century old 😂

Niklas

@essjax @irix @lotographia @ifixcoinops I had one till last year and sadly, the seals are fragile now, so it just smears across the page

Aaron Kuhn

@irix this tracks. Picked up a LaserJet Pro 400 at an auction for nearly free. Had 40000+ pages printed on it, worked perfectly in first print. Hell someone even left me paper and a basically full toner cartridge in it.

Raj Patel

@DialupDownload I figure its like fleet-cars, they can get thrashed around so bit of a gamble buying a used one but the benefit is that for printers the contracts are often pay-per-printed-page so they get well serviced (downtime means no $$ for the vendor) and tend to be optimised for serviceability, reliability, consumable-efficiency over bells & whistles.

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