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Pixelfed announces leadership transition

The board of directors of Pixelfed.org that acts as the overall governing body for all Pixelfed activities, today announced that Daniel Supernault will depart as CEO and leave the board of directors.

Tuk Cat, the company’s chief meow officer, will serve as interim CEO, effective immediately.

Also, dogs and any content including dogs are now banned across Pixelfed, effective immediately.

#joke #dogsVsCats #catCEO #youveBeenMeowed

Tuk Cat, the new CEO of @pixelfed
24 comments
Cameron

@dansup Does this mean we can expect to see a paws in development?

dansup

@bitflipped I see what you did there 😂

The only paws he is interested in is getting his paws on more food 🤣

Almost need a damn safe to keep him from trying to open his food bin, he is doing too much

Cameron

@dansup My cat doesn't bother trying that. She just stares at me like this, until her eyes drilling into the depths of my very soul become too much to bear, and I just cave.

On the rare occasion that I don't give in fast enough, she just gets closer and closer, or, if I'm sitting at my desk chair, hurls herself at the headrest and perches behind my head to really drive the message home.

A black and white cat, sitting on the arm of a desk chair, staring into the camera with an intensity that says she knows your secrets.
morebento

@dansup dried food will be immediately be replaced with wet food at all times plus extra treats

morebento

@dansup I know how they think! Current situation:

A cat sleeping on a man’s lap
dansup

@morebento Awee! Yeah same here, except our cat for some reason does not like treats. I dunno what my partner did to him, but I never seen a cat ignore purina treats lol

I’m a dog person and have a 150lb black lab but my partners cat Tuk intimidates my dog and me, and in such catty ways like laying in my dogs bed knowing he won’t do anything until I make him move, or tricking me into feeding him again. Now I feed him and he follows me around and yells until I do every morning lol

dansup

@morebento the op was a joke but it do feel like our cat would fire me from pixelfed out of spite because of that one time i didn’t feed him fast enough 😂🤣😅

I will admit, he’s grown on me and I pretend not to like him but my partner knows I do. Can you believe my partner never gave him fresh water and just left the bathroom door open??? He now has a filtered water fountain I fill up with brita water and got some cat vitamins.

Haha I feel like a crazy cat lady sometimes, but they are amazing

Mike McCue

@dansup Something tells me you would have been more effective at preventing a super intelligence from escaping the lab and dominating the earth.

dansup

@mike Right? That's a pretty low bar though 😅

JustSaying

@dansup What I thought before even reading your post

Cat at table: Late AGAIN Dan? Do you think I hold these meetings just for my own amusement?
N0tSure

@dansup Be prepared for a thermonuclear lawsuit for blatant violation of free-woof.

Anis

@dansup ça me rappelle ce qui s'est passé hier avec le licenciement de Sam Altman

Dodo & the Brawn

@dansup As long as there's no sleeping on the job.

artisanrox

@dansup

omg I was like now Pixelfed is going crazy? noooooooo

But I see it's in good paws. I feel confident that the interim CEO will be an effective leader and make sure everyone gets naps, catnip and clean litter in their offices.

Richard

@dansup Terminator 7 plot: Skynet was not an AI. It was a cat placed in charge of a single website that took over the entire net and started exterminating humans and dogs with killer robots. But a brave dog is sent back in time to stop her...

Steffen Voß

@dansup I, for one, welcome our new feline overlord.

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