@warandpeas
Alt text is something you add when you post, It's not up to everyone else to do it for you. but I will cause I really enjoy your work and people with sight difficulties deserve to enjoy it too...

Alt Text: A four frame comic cut into equal quarters.

Frame 1: a wide landscape where two ships are heading towards each other from different sides of the image

Frame 2: A close up of of the bows of both ships being adorned with women made of brass moving towards eeachother

Frame3: The statues of women begin to look as though they are kissing as the bows of the ships collide.

Frame 4: A one legged, pirate with an eyepatch smoking a pipe sees the two statues of women at the bows of each ship kissing says
"I ship it!"