@IdahoLark

Draw on a design of Rump's face with Frankenstein stitches. Make sure to do a zipper stitch around the top that seems to open on one side.

Then, around the drawn opening of the stitches, cut an impression through the orange skin and fill it with peanut butter.

Then let the squirrels to the rest.
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Bonus Points if you make a second one for the other side of your porch with the face of Robert F Kennedy Jr