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Some kinda augmented reality that replaces all display advertising with classical art or gifs from /r/aww
Quote attributed to Banksy put it best:
Want UblockOrigin for life Some kinda augmented reality that replaces all display advertising with classical art or gifs from /r/aww Quote attributed to Banksy put it best: 95 comments
Honestly, I think Bill Hicks was onto something when he said, during a stand-up: "Is anyone here tonight in advertising? If so, KILL YOURSELF." LOL @CosmicTrigger @fixatedpersonsunit Yeah, I also recall him devilishly demolishing marketers as well. He knew the deal ๐ @CosmicTrigger @fixatedpersonsunit Once I asked someone in marketing what the difference was and they couldnโt tell me. @CosmicTrigger @mori @fixatedpersonsunit "Ohhh! He's going for the anti-marketing dollar, we've done the research, big market right now!" @mori @fixatedpersonsunit This is why I advocate adblocking, not using chrome etc. Even my android phone is ad- & google free and I wouldn't have it orherwise. @AmonTheMetalHead @fixatedpersonsunit Yeah I eventually de-googled a few years back, partly from using other apps, partly from switching the iPhone, which isnโt perfect, but isnโt Google. @mori @fixatedpersonsunit This was one of the selling points at Xwitter: "pay for blue mark and get more personalised ads." I'm sorry, if you want to surveille me on internet you have to do it for free. @mori @fixatedpersonsunit They follow you on all devices. I used to use FB only on a tablet and I would see things I searched for on my computer on my FB which I kept totally private using a different name and email. The invasion is psychotic but we've become normalized to the near criminal cyber stalking. @skua @fixatedpersonsunit "Don't allaw him to speak", except dumping all the shit aut of his brain onto :birdsite: @fixatedpersonsunit @dgar I was always disappointed the Stop Tony Meow addon didn't spread to subsequent PM's, didn't spread to FireFox, and also didn't go in to the ad blocking market. https://www.theguardian.com/world/australia-news-blog/2014/feb/06/replacing-abbott-with-kittens-qa-with-the-co-creator-of-stop-tony-meow @fixatedpersonsunit @dgar I would definitely endorse an augmented reality addition to the functionality though. @bastardsheep Yes! I came here to mention that plugin. It was a brilliant piece of software, and immensely improved my mood. @fixatedpersonsunit Love that! #Banksy is amazing. Saw a gallery with his or her art recently. A couple of my favorites... There was a sign for a real estate agent that I would pass on my walk to work. At one point someone started sticking ~30mm googly eyes on the agent's face. It was juvenile, and ridiculous, and I loved it. For almost a year, googly eyes would show up for a few days, then the signage people would clean them off, only to be replaced a few days later. The agent finally relented and went to a text only sign, which was sort of too bad. @Sir_Osis_of_Liver @fixatedpersonsunit Maybe your local nerd stuff supply has these usefully emergency googly eyes. @fixatedpersonsunit @Sir_Osis_of_Liver @seism0saurus definitely looks like something that Seattleโs Archie McPhee would have in stock. I think you can shop online too. @Sir_Osis_of_Liver @fixatedpersonsunit No replacing the oโs and the dots on the iโs with googly eyes? Sad. @fixatedpersonsunit I had the same idea years ago. Was thinking just black rectangles but I guess I'm boring that way. @azonenberg @fixatedpersonsunit I was thinking rectangles of like 30cm high and 1m20 wide, saying "AD BLOCKED", to be placed diagonally across the ad @fixatedpersonsunit I wouldn't mind just the "They Live" setting that replaces them with OBEY CONSUME REPRODUCE etc This is a beautifully phrased quote. The argument it makes is so clear, but it feels so alien, because weโve all grown up in a world where advertisements doing exactly that โbullying is, making our partnerโs feel inadequate, etc.โ is what weโve known as โnormalโ. Come to think of it, no, itโs not. And Iโm plenty of fun! And sexy! My abs are sheltered by the finest of adipose tissue! Silly doctored magazine cover/billboard-unskippable advertisement. @fixatedpersonsunit Banksy is sounding so wonderfully cyberpunk right there. I absolutely love it. @fixatedpersonsunit Yes, but isn't that new Apple mother nature ad so wonderful, blah, blah. Such wondrous story-telling, etc. etc. @fixatedpersonsunit not to mention how they've hijacked 'creativity' and present themselves as the only 'real job' for artists. What a waste. @faiz @fixatedpersonsunit The key word there is "job": why are artists forced to have a jobโany jobโin order to make art? @fixatedpersonsunit @me_ For a while polarized sunglasses were that. The ad display panels at lots of bus stops were polarized the same way as sunglasses, so showed up empty. Sadly ad companies caught on to that. @fixatedpersonsunit at night, rave near the guard's compartment naked with a blue light. Amen. @garrwolfdog @fixatedpersonsunit any tech solution inevitably becomes a space for advertisements. the developers of that would immediately start selling exceptions to advertisers @PsyChuan @fixatedpersonsunit Not nessessarilly, the great enshitifcation is not an inevitability but you would have to open source the hell out of it. It depends if you're doing it for building it for profit or for a public good. See the creator of VLC @fixatedpersonsunit I remember an art project that did that exact thing quite a few years ago. Maybe it was @JulianOliver ? @fixatedpersonsunit The screwiest part is: there is a small body of evidence saying that advertising does not influence our buying choices that much. @fixatedpersonsunit where I live billboard adverts have been made illegal, though small ads (on bus stops for example) are allowed. and I cannot describe how annoyed I am when I see one. aside from these small ads, I see pretty much none, with the contrast becoming quite jarring. @fixatedpersonsunit You can train your consciousness to "ad block" and ignore advertising, both visually and audibly. I'm typing this while there's a commercial block on the radio. Those go in one ear and out the other, so to speak. I just ignore them. @ElBeeToots @fixatedpersonsunit @fixatedpersonsunit I tried making this for noise pollution once, initially using trying to filter out "Never gonna give you up" as a test, by playing the inverse wave form at the same time. Initial tests were not great, so ironically I did give it up @fixatedpersonsunit my personal dystopia is that with that sort of AR technology, real space could start being discounted even more, but on purpose: the design of public space extended to AR is encroached by brands and ad markets, and without the ads, things might look worse - reality as a lever to get people into the brand/ad pipelines @fixatedpersonsunit [2/2] @fixatedpersonsunit that's doable with current tech! 1. train an image segmentation model to mask out ads @fixatedpersonsunit This is how I feel about my white employers who intrude into my private life without permission. They ask me for my date of birth, my race, home address, whether I live with parents without warning on interviews, first days on the job knowing that I cannot choose to say no without repercussion. The invasion, forced closeness is psychological intrusion. No one deserves this. @fixatedpersonsunit iirc, there's been a few art projects doing that over the yearsโฆ @fixatedpersonsunit Even better: I have a strong suspicion that very competent on-the-fly ad replacement algorithms already exist: they're typically used by TV channels to localise stadium adverts during global sports events It would be so gloriously ironic if someone managed to repurpose them toward hiding adverts altogether. @fixatedpersonsunit Interesting how the quote is low-key addressed to cishet males? "making your girlfriend feel inadequate"? @fixatedpersonsunit Bill Hicks was totally right about marketing scumbags @fixatedpersonsunit I have never understood why people would pay over a thousand dollars for an ugly bag that has the company logo all over it only because someone decided it was prestigious to do so. A few toots up I read Greta Thunberg say "We can't save the world by following the rules." And here I read Bansky say something similar. Now to find a third stick-it-to-The-Man item to complete my need for things to come in threes. Thanks. @fixatedpersonsunit very similar to this manifesto I wrote about 28 years ago: http://www.detritus.net/manifesto.html @fixatedpersonsunit @drgs100 One of the best parts about the periods of lockdown during COVID (the truly awful parts of this experience notwithstaning of course), was that it destroyed the market for advertising in public spaces. I found myself feeling so much calmer when walking around my city. I truly detest ads. @fixatedpersonsunit @fixatedpersonsunit David Ogilvy, perhaps the greatest of all ad men, despised billboards. @fixatedpersonsunit I've actually discussed with my therapist how adblocking has helped my self-esteem. @fixatedpersonsunit @fixatedpersonsunit Advertising is a computer virus for the brain (a "meme virus" perhaps?), trying to evade our defenses and rewrite our thoughts and preferences. @fixatedpersonsunit Good book on this - Advertising Shits in Your Head by Dog Section Press @fixatedpersonsunit this reminds me of a short-lived Google service where you paid them a few dollars a month and they replaced ads on existing sites with cat pictures. It was incredible. @fixatedpersonsunit Don't usually care for the guy these days but holy shit, this time his points *way* go hard. @fixatedpersonsunit NB, the "Banksy" quote is actually adapted from "Death, Phones, Sissors" by Sean Tejaratchi published in Crap Hound in 1999: https://gawker.com/5892332/viral-banksy-quote-on-advertising-plagiarizes-1999-zine-essay #Banksy #SamTejaratchi #TakingThePiss #Advertising #CrapHound |
@fixatedpersonsunit that's wonderful.