There was a sign for a real estate agent that I would pass on my walk to work.
At one point someone started sticking ~30mm googly eyes on the agent's face. It was juvenile, and ridiculous, and I loved it.
For almost a year, googly eyes would show up for a few days, then the signage people would clean them off, only to be replaced a few days later.
The agent finally relented and went to a text only sign, which was sort of too bad.
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver @fixatedpersonsunit
Maybe your local nerd stuff supply has these usefully emergency googly eyes.