@samhenrigold
Well…if he does come back (from the dead) it will be some All Star scripture about it.

[monks chanting softly] “Hey now, you're an all-star…”
[priest makes the sign of the ‘L’]
“…in his eyes we here for we aren’t the sharpest tools on the holy shed and you should heed his words of forgiveness. For, lo, the ice is quite thin…”