@samhenrigold I hate that this is how I found out he died. Oh, internet.

@samhenrigold
Well…if he does come back (from the dead) it will be some All Star scripture about it.

[monks chanting softly] “Hey now, you're an all-star…”
[priest makes the sign of the ‘L’]
“…in his eyes we here for we aren’t the sharpest tools on the holy shed and you should heed his words of forgiveness. For, lo, the ice is quite thin…”

@samhenrigold @zdl Hmmm. If he’s right, the Second Coming will be different than a lot of us expected.

@samhenrigold This sounds like a job for Miracle Max.

@samhenrigold Definitely not the sharpest tool in the sheeeaaaad .. 🎵

@samhenrigold it's like texting with my Mom 😛

@samhenrigold amazing 🤣

@samhenrigold @Gargron there are people actively cheering for the zombie apocalypse to begin.

@samhenrigold Well, there are examples of this, that even founded religions…

but there's even a word for it, it's called resurrection