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Announcing Drunk mode

Imagine having an Instagram breathalyzer to prevent those bad posts

Using your VoiceID, the @pixelfed camera detects if you're drunk and pretends to upload the post when it really saves it to a non-public url that is shown to you the next day with a happy warning and a dozen simulated bad side effect induced horror stories it could have caused (using ChatGPT ofc)

Just imagine how many jobs and relationships this could save πŸ€”

Too bad it didn't exist to prevent this post

4 Sep 2023 at 13:05 | Open on mastodon.social
8 comments
daniel s.

@dansup @pixelfed i had an idea for a service that does this on your phone using profiles, that analyzes the sentiment of any texts or emails you send to make sure you’re not being inappropriate and then puts anything questionable in a hold queue until the next day when you’ve sobered up

4 Sep 2023 at 13:10 | Open on kibitz.cloud
dansup

@selfagency @pixelfed yeah its a good idea but it's unrealistic unless you can convince your friends to use a 3rd party client for all their socials and messagers

4 Sep 2023 at 13:12 | Open on mastodon.social
daniel s.

@dansup @pixelfed i’m doing that right now with beeper.com and i love it but no that’s what the profiles do β€” they process all incoming and outgoing traffic so you can inspect it

4 Sep 2023 at 13:14 | Open on kibitz.cloud
Ken Washio
Paul Jacobson

@dansup
I feel like this should be possible in the near future with smarter AI tools. πŸ€”
πŸ‘‰ @pixelfed

4 Sep 2023 at 13:18 | Open on digitalstuntfactory.com
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Emme Ci πŸ‰
Debbie Goldsmith πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

@dansup @pixelfed High Resolution: as in, "I resolve not to post when I'm high.”

4 Sep 2023 at 21:12 | Open on mastodon.social
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