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RiderExMachina :mastodon:

@hacknorris @nixcraft
The final "s" in "parameters" did not have a dash under it, so she put in a patch that added one more dash.

hacknorris

@riderexmachina i know but anyway… 4 year old knows how to read…

RiderExMachina :mastodon:

@hacknorris
My brother could read at 2. It's not common, but it happens

Weasel

@riderexmachina @hacknorris
My kindergarten teachers were annoyed with my mother because I could already read when I got there.

Zekovski

@hacknorris @riderexmachina
I reckon you do not need to be able to read to notice this.

hacknorris

@Zekovski @riderexmachina she literally said that "s" letter is sad, so well…

Zekovski

@hacknorris @riderexmachina
You can know the alphabet letters even though you can't read.

meejah

@Zekovski @hacknorris @riderexmachina Looks like she's already getting an early education in "well-actually" unfortunately

Pit

@hacknorris @Zekovski @riderexmachina I'm pretty sure the content in square brackets was added by the aunt for clarity, indicating that the child didn't necessarily know it was an "s"

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@hacknorris @riderexmachina my son was reading at 3. He would correct the captions on the TV saying things like: “They got it wrong! He didn’t say ______, he said ______.”

As anyone who regularly uses captions for movies knows, they often skip words, abridge dialogue, and paraphrase ideas when writing the captions. It’s especially fun with dubbed foreign films because the caption writer seemingly works from an entirely separate translation than the screen writer.

Shauna GM

@hacknorris @riderexmachina My sister was reading at 3. It's rare, but kids can read that young.

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