Gregory's Serverlike a little while ago their girlfriend invited a new girl to the polycule house becuase she had nowhere else to go, and that girl SUCKS and you can tell this might not have been the best decision but all of them are like 😬 we're so happy she'll grow just like we have 😬 and their girlfriend is like "oh but she didn't have anywhere to go... we have to take care of her" and said girl spends 4 hours in the bathroom every day doin Something fucked up.
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@junebug new girl hogging the bathroom for four hours daily is like laser targetted to make me clench my teeth until they shatter lmao The taoism crew are like what if the previous polycule was more toxic. You got a doggirl (perfect and wonderful but way too loud), a literal zombie (shockingly normal for that), the world's worst woman (oh my god she's SO awful), an absolute huge idiot, and their transgender leader. And when i say leader i mean it, they keep scheming to do random weird shit. Sort of group who decides to have someone run for office. Taoism crew closest to seattle shrike crew. They're in a constant war with the temple group because the temple group is like "people should join our polycule because we're nice and loving" and the taoist crew is like "people will join our polycule once they HEAR about our GENIUS IDEAS for LEFTIST LEADERSHIP". they'd both be a lot more effective if they could stop fighting. there isn't really a "group" for double dealing charcter, just an actually very toxic shithead who started dating the cutest girl you've ever met and then ditched her to get fucked. said girl lived with reimu for a while after cause she had nowhere to go. oh no wait, there's also the tools. bunch of leftist mechanics and makerspace sorta people who talk about overthrowing the govt like it's not a joke. The moon: we don't talk about the moon. toxic. bad. evil. there is that other group tho. junko and hecatia would be a lot cuter if they weren't like... actually murderous? like. the sort of person who's like "i'm going to kill that bitch who hurt me" and you suddenly reailze that she owns a gun for an actual reason, she's not joking, and neither is her otherwise very charming girlfriend their kid is weird but it's cool they have a kid. hidden star in four seasons: the first genuinely, maybe like Actually Not Okay kink you've seen so far! those girls seem. too happy to be Literally Owned by yukari's ex. You're more then a bit worried. you won't say shit cause she could kill you as much as yukari could. Hey, at least reimu got a little sister/dog from all of this. she's great. The beast gangs in hell have this whole like, "hot girls constantly fighting each other" and it would be REALLY COOL and sexy if they weren't like Actual Facists? oof. maybe they'll get better someday. meanwhile the crafty girl and her girlfriend are... very cool, although a little bit *too* into the whole empty spaces-doll thing? like. it might not be a bit to them. they might actually want to turn everyone into dolls. lets not talk about the PLOT of this game. touhou 18 is like the exact experience of "hot girl comes up with a business idea, attracts a crew of local artists and cool people and sometimes awful hangers on and other stuff, they make the coolest shit and then extremely shortly after their big launch the entire thing explodes into the most drama imaginable because every single one of these bitches CANNOT turn off the drama part of their brain" the tengu aren't really a polycule as much as they're like an actual corporation. people there sometimes date but it's toxic girlboss workplace shit. the kappa aren't really a corporation as much as they're like an actual polycule. completely unable to make money and awake at the weirdest hours of the day to work on assorted projects. great for computer repair. bad for getting your computer back without linux installed now tenshi/shion are the like. most annoyingly miserable girl you know with the worst luck dating the msot annoyingly egotistical girl you know who has never had anything go wrong for her in her whole life and somehow it's really cute? it's cute from a distance, you don't want to talk to either of them, but like. you're glad someone can pay for shion's medical bills at least and they're actually v charming when they aren't near you okay that's all the polycules and obvious relationships i can think of in touhou @junebug which bullet patterns are dating? @junebug (witch bullet patterns are dating!) @junebug @junebug sounds like a toxic version of Mystia’s Izakaya |
@junebug missed the "their" and context there and thought it was an account of something you were going through and whew