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Juniper Herodias Angel Theory

The taoism crew are like what if the previous polycule was more toxic. You got a doggirl (perfect and wonderful but way too loud), a literal zombie (shockingly normal for that), the world's worst woman (oh my god she's SO awful), an absolute huge idiot, and their transgender leader. And when i say leader i mean it, they keep scheming to do random weird shit. Sort of group who decides to have someone run for office.

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Juniper Herodias Angel Theory replied to Juniper Herodias Angel Theory

Taoism crew closest to seattle shrike crew.

They're in a constant war with the temple group because the temple group is like "people should join our polycule because we're nice and loving" and the taoist crew is like "people will join our polycule once they HEAR about our GENIUS IDEAS for LEFTIST LEADERSHIP". they'd both be a lot more effective if they could stop fighting.

Juniper Herodias Angel Theory replied to Juniper Herodias Angel Theory

there isn't really a "group" for double dealing charcter, just an actually very toxic shithead who started dating the cutest girl you've ever met and then ditched her to get fucked. said girl lived with reimu for a while after cause she had nowhere to go.

Juniper Herodias Angel Theory replied to Juniper Herodias Angel Theory

oh no wait, there's also the tools. bunch of leftist mechanics and makerspace sorta people who talk about overthrowing the govt like it's not a joke.

Juniper Herodias Angel Theory replied to Juniper Herodias Angel Theory

The moon: we don't talk about the moon. toxic. bad. evil.

there is that other group tho. junko and hecatia would be a lot cuter if they weren't like... actually murderous? like. the sort of person who's like "i'm going to kill that bitch who hurt me" and you suddenly reailze that she owns a gun for an actual reason, she's not joking, and neither is her otherwise very charming girlfriend

their kid is weird but it's cool they have a kid.

Juniper Herodias Angel Theory replied to Juniper Herodias Angel Theory

hidden star in four seasons: the first genuinely, maybe like Actually Not Okay kink you've seen so far! those girls seem. too happy to be Literally Owned by yukari's ex. You're more then a bit worried. you won't say shit cause she could kill you as much as yukari could.

Hey, at least reimu got a little sister/dog from all of this. she's great.

Juniper Herodias Angel Theory replied to Juniper Herodias Angel Theory

The beast gangs in hell have this whole like, "hot girls constantly fighting each other" and it would be REALLY COOL and sexy if they weren't like

Actual Facists? oof. maybe they'll get better someday.

meanwhile the crafty girl and her girlfriend are... very cool, although a little bit *too* into the whole empty spaces-doll thing? like. it might not be a bit to them. they might actually want to turn everyone into dolls.

lets not talk about the PLOT of this game.

Juniper Herodias Angel Theory replied to Juniper Herodias Angel Theory

touhou 18 is like

the exact experience of "hot girl comes up with a business idea, attracts a crew of local artists and cool people and sometimes awful hangers on and other stuff, they make the coolest shit and then extremely shortly after their big launch the entire thing explodes into the most drama imaginable because every single one of these bitches CANNOT turn off the drama part of their brain"

Juniper Herodias Angel Theory replied to Juniper Herodias Angel Theory

the tengu aren't really a polycule as much as they're like an actual corporation. people there sometimes date but it's toxic girlboss workplace shit.

the kappa aren't really a corporation as much as they're like an actual polycule. completely unable to make money and awake at the weirdest hours of the day to work on assorted projects. great for computer repair. bad for getting your computer back without linux installed now

Juniper Herodias Angel Theory replied to Juniper Herodias Angel Theory

tenshi/shion are the like. most annoyingly miserable girl you know with the worst luck dating the msot annoyingly egotistical girl you know who has never had anything go wrong for her in her whole life

and somehow it's really cute?

it's cute from a distance, you don't want to talk to either of them, but like. you're glad someone can pay for shion's medical bills at least and they're actually v charming when they aren't near you

Juniper Herodias Angel Theory replied to Juniper Herodias Angel Theory

okay that's all the polycules and obvious relationships i can think of in touhou

Overbern replied to Juniper Herodias Angel Theory

@junebug
Wanna remark that the fighting game Antinomy of Common Flowers (15.5) gives a lot of characterization that's less obvious elsewhere.
Because it features copies of many characters, with reduced self-control.
E.g. openly-pragmatic-bitch Byakuren and joyfully-done-with-everyone's-bullshit Reisen.

Overbern replied to Overbern

@junebug
Also since when is Kyouko taoist?

Lily Bunny replied to Juniper Herodias Angel Theory

@junebug sounds like a toxic version of Mystia’s Izakaya

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