@neil I'm brand new to Mastodon and.... you... you...

@neil I'm brand new to Mastodon and.... you... you guys sound kind of like a cult, it's weird. What happens if you have a different opinion, do they hold you down and give you a wegie?

Like 2 Aug 2023 at 15:15 | Wall-to-wall | Open on mastodon.social

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Neil Brown

@quats

Welcome! I hope you enjoy your time in the fediverse. Follow people who post stuff you enjoy, unfollow people who don't, mute if you need to, and you will soon have a feed unique to you, of stuff you enjoy seeing.

2 Aug 2023 at 15:22 | Open on mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

quats

@neil Blink twice if they beat you with sticks to enforce compliance.

2 Aug 2023 at 15:54 | Open on mastodon.social

kolya

@neil @quats
Enough with the introduction! Let's give the noob a wedgie!

2 Aug 2023 at 16:28 | Open on social.cologne

quats

@kolya @neil Uhh, Trump is sexy and Hunter Biden smokes crack. That should do it.

2 Aug 2023 at 16:42 | Open on mastodon.social

kolya

@quats
You're mistaken. Mastodon is pretty left leaning. @neil

2 Aug 2023 at 16:47 | Open on social.cologne

Neil Brown

@kolya @quats

(I thought that that was exactly why they picked that as one of the first shitposts!)

2 Aug 2023 at 16:47 | Open on mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

kolya

@neil
And I thought they were trying to avoid the wedgie. Oh well. Too late now. @quats

2 Aug 2023 at 16:50 | Open on social.cologne

quats

@kolya @neil It's worse than I thought. You're so far in a cult that you don't know what jokes are. Yes, I feel sexual attraction for Donald Trump. I just want to be held in his orange embrace and hear him whisper sweet words about tax refunds into my ears.

Theeeee greeeeeeateeeeeeest.

But, seriously, Hunter smoked crack. Or was it meth? Looks like it's cocaine now, am I right?

2 Aug 2023 at 17:31 | Open on mastodon.social

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