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Neil Brown

@quats

Welcome! I hope you enjoy your time in the fediverse. Follow people who post stuff you enjoy, unfollow people who don't, mute if you need to, and you will soon have a feed unique to you, of stuff you enjoy seeing.

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quats

@neil Blink twice if they beat you with sticks to enforce compliance.

kolya

@neil @quats
Enough with the introduction! Let's give the noob a wedgie!

quats

@kolya @neil Uhh, Trump is sexy and Hunter Biden smokes crack. That should do it.

kolya

@quats
You're mistaken. Mastodon is pretty left leaning. @neil

Neil Brown

@kolya @quats

(I thought that that was exactly why they picked that as one of the first shitposts!)

kolya

@neil
And I thought they were trying to avoid the wedgie. Oh well. Too late now. @quats

quats

@kolya @neil It's worse than I thought. You're so far in a cult that you don't know what jokes are. Yes, I feel sexual attraction for Donald Trump. I just want to be held in his orange embrace and hear him whisper sweet words about tax refunds into my ears.

Theeeee greeeeeeateeeeeeest.

But, seriously, Hunter smoked crack. Or was it meth? Looks like it's cocaine now, am I right?

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