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Lots of people saying they're already in Fuck. While I'm not in any position to debate what's the most accurate measurement of your position in this Highly Accurate and Rigorously Scientific timeline, I do feel that "Fuck" really comes when the food supply dwindles, water gets scarce (Hello Uruguay), coastal cities need to be evacuated and in general, our attempts to keep normality going become untenable. But yeah, not going to argue where you are on this. 4 comments
@shrikant @pezmico What you describe is the f*, f* and double fuck, just before we wipe out civilisation. @gezza That was... surprisingly eloquent. Not joking. :) I kinda agree with you, except the people in charge of 'declaring' the emergency have enough fat on their bones to last out the peasants who will, unfortunately be forced to broil first. The "f*, f*, and double f*" stage will be declared only after the people in charge use up all their fat and begin to broil, sadly. |
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@pezmico True. We are in orange right now.
Except, IMHO, the orange is a lot shorter than this graph indicates and blends seamlessly into red.
Basically, by the time people concede that climate change is real, we will all be collectively saying "Oops."
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